Van || nonbinary || 30+ || July 30th || leo || German she or they pronouns Former names: kaichovan, mitsunaris-legs and vanamiya.
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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German bread culture has gone too far
#ich stelle mir vor ich esse lcker eis#und auf einmal beiße ich auf Pumpernickel...#mein absolutes hass brot aller zeiten#Alptraum
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Every so often this line enters my head and won't leave.
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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted


#now I don't even play mtg#but reading the effect tells me that second card is a real menace#so I get it
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it is so funny to me how i started learning english on my own age 10 because the manga i was reading was turning so so so bad i went to fan content to cope with how shit it was. and 15 years later this pays off as my boss tells me i'm an essential asset in the team as the only fluent english-speaker.
#I never wrote down vocabulary lists for school#but I DID have a vocabulary list for words that were often used in fanfics#and that I didn't want to look uo every time because I kept forgetting them#I remember two of the words were obvious and oblivious
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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry
A delicious meal
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#it baffles me like these kinds of people seem to think that you will forever be grouped into your own age group#like in school#hello do you know how many age we have in my department at my job?#the youngest is in her early twenties and the oldest is in his fifties#are my coworkers not allowed to talk to each other?#absolutely unhinged
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