my mom didnât believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like âoh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in peopleâs stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas itâs fun to pretend saint nicholas or âsanta clausâ brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!â
so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially âso mac, are you being good for santa claus?â and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly âheâs dead.â
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Download the app through the link!
Plz..it will give me moneys
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"...The old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything..." . #johnnycash #standagainstrape #standagainstharassment #protectyourself #standupforyourself #help #ptsd #ptsdawareness #ptsdrecovery #imnotokay #heathensofinstagram #vasdra #newworldorder #rhythmofthewardrums #piercings #makeup #landofmisfittoys #alwayskeepfighting #fightme #fuckoff #tattoos #raven #goddess #hel (at Pittsburg, Kansas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNzdQO6HrBU/?igshid=x3haxmk1dvb8
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It was so beautiful to think about. It broke my heart a little.
~ The Potters Christmas Portrait ~
In a universe where Voldemort doesnât exist, James and Lily are alive, Harry is 17, Lily is pregnant with their second child, and everyoneâs happy :)
Inspired by @stilesstaysâ art
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Harry and Draco high-fiving each other after making a dad joke while their kids collectively groan
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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say âI love youâ to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someoneâs heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: Whatâs irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Whoâs the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
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Citrus Poppy Seed Cake Recipe
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EARL GREY SHORTBREAD COOKIES WITH LEMON GLAZE
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garlic parmesan scalloped potatoesÂ
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Why does this remind me of my bf...
Barista: How do you want your coffee?
Sirius: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Remus: Heâll have a white chocolate mocha.
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a concept:
SIRIUS WEARING FLOWER! CROWNS!
Remus made them for him
precious bean
am i tearing up? hell yeah
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This scene reads like Hermione just walked in on wolfstar
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Imagine: Regulus is thirteen and misses his brother because he just left and he doesnât have anyone to listen to while awkwardly in the same room with each other, so he asks his mother for an owl and behind everyoneâs back, calls the owl Sirius and talks to him.
But wait: the owl finds Sirius and tells Sirius everything Regulus says like Crookshanks did. And Sirius, behind everyoneâs backs, sits under Regulusâ window in his animigus form the proceeds to be the local friendly stray around Regulus.
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Remus: Whatâs that?
Sirius: My to-do list.
Remus: Thatâs just a post-it note with my name on it.
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another concept:
Sirius Black rocking the space bun hairstyle!!!
sometimes he would put glitter in his hair too!!!!!!
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You probably read all that or will. I agree. Unfollow me if you think pedophilia is anything other than a crime.
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
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Please, Dumbledore, just look behind for once in your fucking life.
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