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You know what? Fuck it.

The amount of notes that this post gets by the end of April is the amount of words I'll write for one of my books.

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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Headcanon moment!!! Vash is canonically 5’11 from what I’ve seen, and Wolfwood is 6’0. But Vash is consistantly drawn taller than Wolfwood so I propose it’s all in his hair and bimbo boots. He and Wolfwood get an inn together for the first time and Vash tells Wolfwood the shower is ready and has good hot water. His boots are off and his hairs weighed down and he’s shorter than Wolfwood. Wolfwood makes a comment about how he should call him floppy instead of spikey and goes to shower and Vash is just silently brooding. Wolfwood passes him and Wolfwoods just like wait a damn minute

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Here~

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THEM.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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The way Wolfwood handles his big gun, it does things to me…

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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Lovely cowboy wolfwood commission for @quillmasblog !!! It was so lovely working with you <3 <3 My commissions are still open!! Check out my carrd! -> Commission Sheet

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Brand new stickers on my Etsy! ❤️

Trigun cat/dog bois let’s gooooo

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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can zelda get him pregnant already damn

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Trans Trigun Week officially has prompts! The event will run from June 24th to June 29th! Spread a little trans joy and share your creations for trans hcs and our handful of canon trans characters! Graphics by the dear @/hashtagcaneven Text list for the prompts under the cut!

23. Gender Euphoria/Changes I Deserve To Bleed by Sushi Soucy: "I wanna cover myself head to toe in super sexy scars / 'Cause I mean, aren't you supposed to burn if you're a star?"

24. Hair/Shaving Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown: "I feel stupid (stupid), ugly (ugly) / Pretend it doesn't bother me"

25. T4T/Family IDK If I'm A Boy by Blue Foster: "And I know that I've been breathin' / Different since I've got this feeling"

26. No-op/Post-op Nvr Pass by She/Her/hers: "I'd rather live my life visibly trans / I'll never pass"

27. Gender Dysphoria/Acceptance Norse Truth by Against Me!: "C'mon, shape shift with me / What have you got to lose? / Fuck it"

28. Clothes/Makeup Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown: "I feel stupid (stupid), ugly (ugly) / Pretend it doesn't bother me"

29. Elendira/Zazie/Trans Joy Chaotic Gender Neutral by Murder Person for Hire: "I'm here and I'm queer and I'm drowning in fear / And I wanna punch you in the face”

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