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Incredibly funny result going on over on Reddit right now in their "iconic Australian songs tournament", where the Liberal Party's "Hole In Your Budget" song has managed to pull off the first ever score in the negative digits
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It’s like owning soft serve icecream with legs
As a new chicken owner I can honestly say I’ve owned fish smarter than these animals. They are so charming. They are soooooo stupid
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As a new chicken owner I can honestly say I’ve owned fish smarter than these animals. They are so charming. They are soooooo stupid
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Pretty much how my week has been going in the lead up to release
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I’m also really funny so everything I write is parody anyway
Genuine question, I thought getting money for fanfics was illegal? Since you can't profit from something that someone else created, for copyright reasons.
I would consult with an entertainment lawyer in your country if you want to know more about the complexities of fan art, but where I’m from, taking original writing commissions — involving an existing IP or not — are the same as commissioned fan art, or prints sold at a convention for example. They’re different art forms of the same act. In the way a fan artist can be commissioned to draw something, a fan author can be commissioned to write something. We do see it less, because written works typically take far more time to consume, hence why everyone’s dashboards are way more full of beautiful fan art than they are lovely pieces of writing — but they are the same thing.
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Genuine question, I thought getting money for fanfics was illegal? Since you can't profit from something that someone else created, for copyright reasons.
I would consult with an entertainment lawyer in your country if you want to know more about the complexities of fan art, but where I’m from, taking original writing commissions — involving an existing IP or not — are the same as commissioned fan art, or prints sold at a convention for example. They’re different art forms of the same act. In the way a fan artist can be commissioned to draw something, a fan author can be commissioned to write something. We do see it less, because written works typically take far more time to consume, hence why everyone’s dashboards are way more full of beautiful fan art than they are lovely pieces of writing — but they are the same thing.
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Every time I type a word starting with ‘m’ a scientist anaesthetises m
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FFXIV Sexy woman Bracket | Round 3B Matchup 1/4


NOTE: It’s not your typical sexy man/sexy woman tournament. I guess it’s more of “who do you think is the sexiest/who is the top sexy man/sexy woman/ which character do you like more and want to win”. It’s just meant to be a bunch of characters compiled for fun.
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I do writing commissions now!
Current slots:
SLOT 1 - Taken - currently in-progress
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My current rate is $15USD per 1k words upfront, not including large-scale edits. I write for OCs and different POVs, and have written/drawn for a variety of fandoms. Feel free to check out my Ao3 works if you want to get a feel of my style, and if you have an idea you'd like me to write, just message me on tumblr and tell me all about it.
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I do writing commissions now!
Current slots:
SLOT 1 - Taken - currently in-progress
SLOT 2 -
SLOT 3 -
My current rate is $15USD per 1k words upfront, not including large-scale edits. I write for OCs and different POVs, and have written/drawn for a variety of fandoms. Feel free to check out my Ao3 works if you want to get a feel of my style, and if you have an idea you'd like me to write, just message me on tumblr and tell me all about it.
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I do writing commissions now!
Current slots:
SLOT 1 - Taken - currently in-progress
SLOT 2 -
SLOT 3 -
My current rate is $15USD per 1k words upfront, not including large-scale edits. I write for OCs and different POVs, and have written/drawn for a variety of fandoms. Feel free to check out my Ao3 works if you want to get a feel of my style, and if you have an idea you'd like me to write, just message me on tumblr and tell me all about it.
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I do writing commissions now!
Current slots:
SLOT 1 - Taken - currently in-progress
SLOT 2 - Taken
SLOT 3 -
My current rate is $15USD per 1k words upfront, not including large-scale edits. I write for OCs and different POVs, and have written/drawn for a variety of fandoms. Feel free to check out my Ao3 works if you want to get a feel of my style, and if you have an idea you'd like me to write, just message me on tumblr and tell me all about it.
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Everyone is taking things too seriously everyone needs to lighten up. Until it’s my turn. Then its serious
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