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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road?

John Walker: I don't know, why?

Bob: To get to the idiots house. Knock, knock?

John Walker: Who's there?

Bob: The chicken

John Walker: Listen you little shit.

Yelena: Whoa, Whoa, calm down.

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At this point Tony could say ‘fuck it’ and turn totally evil and crash the economy or open every encrypted file on the planet and go live in a dark castle with a Jarvis dragon-AI to guard it and I would still be sittin here blogging his pretty face

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Marvel's biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is...

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[crashing sound]

Yelena: What was that?!

Bob: My shirt fell.

Yelena: It sounded a lot heavier than that!

Bob: ... I was in it.

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one of my fave scenes from Thinking Loudy by @amidnight--dreary !

posted this on my ao3 too

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True

Logan Howlett fans 🤝 Tony Stark fans

most of you are multishippers

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wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids inspired by this post

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Remember that time Robert Downey Jr posted this on his facebook account

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No matter who you ship Tony with, we can all agree that he is a bisexual disaster and that he is always going to be the shorter person in the relationship

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Yessssss

If i had a nickel for every time i got way to obsessed with a non canon ship and then proceeded to read a scary amount of fanfics about them i would be rich, and at this point its not weird anymore.

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Ellen Ripley + coffee ☕

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nightwing & robin ii

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So sweet

I think Jason should be being menaced by children. For your drawing req thing. Its good for him

classic “magically de-aged on patrol” trope…

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red hood & jaybin: one-man book club

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Love ur style, brain and hands

millionth artist to draw tony holding the helmet Like That

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Tony Stark doesn’t think he’s worth it. He looks at Rhodey and sometimes he feels guilty because that man is always there for him, he got his back, saying nice things when he’s sad, covering his mess because that’s what he does. He falls, he catches him.

Rhodey looks at Tony and wishes he was enough for the genius because Tony is funny and smart and he cares too much. Rhodey sees how he puts everything he has into making people safe and happy all the time. He sees how often he forgets he’s human too because he’s too busy helping others. Rhodey wonders if Tony realizes how he couldn’t have asked for a better best friend.

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Crossover time!

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