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hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

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today im thinking about my many many desires. no i wont be communicating them you stupud fuckinggggg idiot

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When a lad tries to have a laugh at you and you clock him bonkers with an ashtray in front of his mates.

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So much alike

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kikuu ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ

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どばつめつめ

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Can´t you see…? / Romano

Art by Himaruya Hidekaz/ Hetalia 2015.

A little Romano for protect your blog.

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【腐】へたりあまとめ【春】

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The Mummy (1999) Starters

"Give me frogs, flies, locusts, anything but this! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!"

"I'm sorry, it was an accident."

"You are a catastrophe! Why do I put up with you?"

"Have you no respect for the dead?"

"Where did you get this?"

"My whole life I've never found anything. [name], tell me I've found something."

"it's all fairy tales and hokum."

"Two questions. Who the hell is [name]? And is he rich?"

"You lied to me!"

"I lie to everybody, what makes you so special?"

"How do we know that's not a load of pig swallow?"

"What did you find? What did you see?"

"Any last requests, pig?"

"Personally, I think he's filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don't like him one bit."

"Smashing day for the start of an adventure, eh, [name]?"

"Yes, yes, you're right, filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel, nothing to like there at all."

"What are you doing here?"

"I've come to protect my investment, thank you very much."

"I only gamble with my life, never my money."

"What makes you so confident?"

"Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya."

"The only thing that scares me, [name], are your manners."

"Still angry that I kissed ya, huh?"

"Did I miss something? Are we going into battle?"

"The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died."

"Why if it ain't my little buddy, [name]. I outta kill you."

"You never were any good with the ladies, [name]."

"You always did have more balls than brains."

"[Name]! I am going to kill you for this!"

"All night you snored!"

"Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn't we be going?"

"That thing gives me the creeps."

"Do you realize we are standing inside a room that no one has entered in over four thousand years?"

"That is a neat trick."

"Ten to one, [name], your odds are no-so-good."

"Let's be nice, children. If we're going to play together, we must learn to share."

"Whoever's in here, sure wasn't getting out."

"Maybe this place really is cursed."

"Don't believe in curses, huh?"

"I believe if I can see it and I can touch it, then it's real. That's what I believe."

"Going somewhere?"

"Leave this place! Leave this place or die!"

"I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure hunter, or a gunfighter, [name], but I'm proud of what I am."

"No!!! You must not read from the book!"

"What have we done?"

"Oh, [name]. Thank goodness. I was just starting to get scared. I've lost everyone."

"There's gotta be a switch or something around here someplace."

"Run, you sons of bitches, run!"

"There you are! Will you quit playing hide-and-seek?! Let's get out of here!"

"Did you see that? It was walking. It was walking!"

"I told you, leave or die. You refused."

"What am I to you? A contract?"

"You can either tag along with me or you can stay here and try and save the world."

"We are in serious trouble."

"What is he doing here?"

"Do you really want to know, or would you prefer to just shoot us?"

"Yes, that is very romantic, but what has it got to do with me?"

"This may just give us the time we need to kill the creature."

"This door doesn't open. No one gets. out. Right?"

"Lemme guess. Spring cleaning?"

"What's in it for you, huh?"

"So it has begun, the beginning of the end."

"You better think of something fast, because if he turns me into a [thing], you're the first one I'm coming after."

"Take my hand, and I will spare your friends."

"I'll be seeing you again."

"Hey! get your ugly face off of her!"

"You're gonna get yours, [name]! You hear me?! You're gonna get yours!"

"Live today, fight tomorrow."

"See that? I've never seen one so big."

"Stop it! You'll kill them!"

"Nasty little vermin such as yourself always get their comeuppance."

"Do something! Do something! Not that! Not that!"

"Damn. These guys just don't quit, do they?"

"With your death, [name] shall live. And I shall be invincible!"

"Well, I guess we go home empty-handed again."

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Part 2 of “My XX sleeps like Victorian Child” trend but Hetalia!

Also check the first part & Spamano ver here 🙈

((Originals under cut))

Ame: bradandmill @ ig

Rus: aeyochi @ TT

Can: ((I forgot this one from TikTok 😭))

Japan: tennessee_maries @ ig

AusHun: iriis_peris @ ig

Den: dani.frankenstein_ @ ig

Sve: iinalaura @ ig

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/ He likes embroidery......

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"Mhm ! I believe you'll be able to catch the man who tried to kill me ruthlessly and in cold blood the other day, Mello ! And even if you can't, that's totally fine too, because he hasn't tried again, so he might have left all of this in the past or forgotten about it by now !"

“ right right. and he's probably throwing a huge backyard barbecue we're all invited to. can't wait to get my invite. ” flicks forehead get it together bud.