Vat19 || Girl (Gummy Shots)
Baby girl, say the word when you're home alone
I'll be on your doorstep with a shot of Patrón
Then I'll take you to the beach in the Florida Keys
Or a real nice dinner at an Applebee's
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The ending was my favorite
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Soda Bottle Flavored Lip Balms
Question: Can I eat it?
Answer: It's lip balm. So, no.
Question: Hmm, I'm not yet satisfied with that answer so I'll ask a different way. If I ate it, would it taste like soda?
Answer: It's lip balm. So, no.
Question: But you say it's flavored like soda. So, why can't I eat it?
Answer: It's lip balm.
Question: It smells like soda?
Answer: Yes.
Question: If I put it on my lips, I'll get the flavor of soda, though, right?
Answer: Yes.
Question: So why can't I eat it?
Answer: Because it's lip balm.
Question: But it's right there on my lips!
Answer: I know this is difficult to hear, but it's lip balm. So you can't eat it.
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Power adapters have no respect for others' space.
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