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A couple days late but here’s a quick holiday comic <3

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Saw someone wondering about how the buildings in gotham are chipped from years of the bats grappling everywhere and am now imagining

- the bats swing around all the time but in certain areas they tend to parkour instead of grapple

- after a couple of them have close calls of falling, gothamites realise its bc the buildings are too weak in places to use the hooks safely anymore

- in starts in one neighborhood but quickly spreads throughout gotham; people get into the habit of checking their roofs for chips and cracks and start painting them

- different places do it different ways, some people use bright neon colours, an apartment block keeps a tin of glow-in-the-dark paint in the rooftop garden for anyone to use, one children's shelter fills the chips in with glitter glue

- slowly but surely the gotham skyline becomes a starry night with stars of paint and colour, marking the weakpoints so they can be seen even in the darkest of the city's nights

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I like how Hancock is essentially hanging around Goodneighbor like "is anyone gonna match my freak?" And then sole survivor makes the choice to put on the silver shroud outfit and say "yes"

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Hello Diamond city

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I here by decree that these sexy dead radiated men are now a hyper fixation and I am writing for them... starting right now.

They are so sexy.

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the dick must be insane

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A little well deserved rest

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Maccready: You think I care?

Sole:

Maccready: Well, yeah. Actually I do. And I’ll probably cry about it later, if we’re being honest.

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Sole: I think I’m in love with Hancock…

Danse:

Sole: Thoughts?

Danse: And prayers. You’re going to need them.

{Hancock throws a rotten Mutfruit at Danse-]

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Wish he had a youtube channel

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bro quit radiating charm so early in the morn ur dazzling the hoes 

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happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

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nora: hancock, are we dating?

hancock, choking: what?! no!

nora: but you call me sunshine all the time. and we’re sleeping together.

hancock: i… i do that with all my friends.

maccready, in tears: YOU NEVER CALLED ME SUNSHINE

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maccready: who knew getting into danger like this would be so difficult?

hancock: yeah i gotta hand it to you sunshine you make it look easy

nora: years of practice