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Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! Episode 3: Secrets at the South Pole Station

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I am so so obsessed with Vanellope Chapman. She’s a grizzled old woman. She has a (cursed?) prosthetic arm with a range of ten feet. She grew up eating nothing but hardtack and salted beef. She looked into the ocean and saw the deep dark endless depths and panicked. She runs a pub called the Rusty Nut. Her husband is tiny and makes tons of aioli. She was so haunted by her past that she locked in and cracked a riddle just in time to help Marya guide them through the Biangle. She yelled at her husband and then wept over it. She has a pirate ancestor named Vanellope Antigone Persephone. She doesn’t know what sunscreen is.

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‘You need me more than I need you.’ - Fjord Stone

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“Does a 31 hit the Pope?”

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Love is stored in the little blue dragonborn family :')

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I had to make this quick piece, they're both beautiful 🥺

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just a lil guy learning to swim!

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arrival of dawn

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Wizard of the (Menagerie) Coast 🐸🪄

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hi I love Padmund so much

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It's been a long, long time

since I've seen my face in your eyes

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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My poor little vaxleth truther heart hurts but is so happy rn

"I loved you fiercely in life and forgive me, but I loved you fiercely beyond it as well."

"I have been lying in wait, in perpetual stasis. It has felt like falling and never knowing when the ground will come.

I think I've been waiting for my devilish rogue with wings to catch me again."

"My name's Keyleth, and you're the love of my life."

"If you will have me, I am yours, Keyleth of the Air Ashari."

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they say a dog is a man's best friend. and a woman's best friend? well it's the walking corpse of course

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He’s blue. He’s a prince. He gets called beautiful every 30 minutes even by gods. He’s a bard. He has stage fright. He has a dead brother. He had his first meaningful kiss an hour ago. He’s a bisexual disaster. He’s inexperienced. He put the most powerful mage of Exandria in a forcecage. His best friend is a disaster lesbian. He wears chiffon. His tits are out.

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Hells to the Bells

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I am Ashton Greymoore of Bassuras, and I am nobody’s child.