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Breaking news! Local gay teens spotted in their school library!

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spring thing 🌷

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people seemed delighted by me putting my crocheter keith headcanon in this comic so i needed to be silly abt it

i like to think coran would teach him how to crochet and it helps give him an outlet and teaches him to be more patient but he also uses it to vent his stupid crush lmfao

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What is your favorite pose to draw?

vee omg. i just saw this. i dont even know when you sent this ask probably a billion years ago 😭😭 here's your answer: front facing neutral PERHAPS the character holding up a peach sign

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Hey fam!!! Any galra keith headcannons???

um….some!!

-i think he has freakishly good taste. he knows every MOLECULE of whats in his food but often times he doesnt care and eats it even if it tastes bad

-he’s one of the more furry galra so sometimes he has to take dustbaths and he only does it when lance is out somewhere so he doesnt get shamed

-keith’s hair is not Actually black but instead a very deep purple and you can tell in the sunlight

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hi does anyone remember voltron or is it just me-?

these two never left my mind ugh

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my controversial take is that kl would never ever use pet names and if they did they’d be horrible. MAYBE I could see Lance throwing out a “babe” once in a blue moon. But to me they could be swapping wedding vows and just hitting each other with the “dude” “man”

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i present to you the most based character in the entire show

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Brooklyn Nine Nine Klance au, anyone?

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Ok, some side tangents.

About the accent thing. I always imagine that Keith had a Southern accent but dropped it from his regular speech with some exceptions. I think Allura should get the southern accent (+ southern isms). Not that important but I just would really love it if Allura said something like "Gosh, this is racking my nerves more than a glitzpot racks eshke." Because the combination of Southern American culture and Altean culture is fun to me.

Also, Alteans can exchange information with this too. She gives him a bunch of knowledge of the Galra and Altean languages because she thinks that seems like a fair trade for kinda invading his mind. Keith can speak semi fluent Galra and Altean and thus usually plays translator when interacting with other alien species outside of a formal setting/without Allura since the Galra have conquered so much of the galaxy, Galra is probably considered the common language. I imagine he speaks really formally though because he's not only speaking a version of the language from thousands of years ago, he's also not really familiar with the language.

Ok but what if Alteans can take information from someone's head by kissing them? Like Starfire but could be used for more malicious purposes. I'd suppose that Alteans can combat it quite easily but people of other species don't understand it and can't defend their brains.

I'd also imagine that different people store the information and memories in their brains differently. Lance's brain is a comfy book shelf filled with scrapbooks whereas Keith's brain, I think, would be filled with different notebooks with haphazardly notes about the memories. The Alteans don't get the memories the way that the person sees them, they get them in these weird, material-esc forms which they can inspect in the mindscape.

Allura wouldn't have known English, she kissed one of the paladins to inspect their language and also learn about whoever just stomped into her castle with dirty shoes. I'm in favor of her kissing Keith so it gives Lance something to be jealous of. Unfortunately, Allura doesn't understand English so she's desperately trying to grab stuff that looks like it might be about the other intruders to copy and take back to her mindscape and ends up grabbing just a bunch of random stuff.

This would show up for comedic effect by her randomly asking what seems like a stupid question and then they remember she's an alien and then they remember that she's supposed to have Keith's memories and they look over at him and he looks like he's about to die of embarrassment because he in fact doesn't know this really obvious thing and he feels stupid. Alternatively, she uses language or jokes that are very specific to Keith and it freaks people out. This is, of course, before she develops her own sense of the English language and can communicate in her own way. What confuses everyone is the accent. Keith doesn't have a British accent. Why does she? (I certainly don't want to figure out the logic of that so it remains a mystery as well as most Altean culture.)

Allura introduces herself to all the intruders by Keith's memory of them. She's like, "Ah, Pidge. You fucking beat Keith at Uno on board game night and he will never forgive you for that. And Shiro, you are a kind and compassionate man. Hunk, is it Hunk? Or is that just a nickname for friends only? Oh, and Lance."

Even better if Lance is like "I think you should get to know me better. I have so much information in my brain that you need to take a look at." And Allura says, "No, there really isn't."

Btw I'm posting about this because what if Keith and Lance were secret dating and Allura found out from the mice but she was suspicious of Lance's intentions because she knows Lance is like, really flirty with any girl that he sees (including mostly Allura) and also, she's seen those hearts scribbled in the corner of Keith's mind notebook, ok? So she treats Lance a little differently and he notices and pulls her aside alone to ask her what's up and she's like "I know you and Keith are dating and I don't trust that you love him because I know damn well that he loves you and my team's dynamic isn't going to shift because you just had to flirt with another alien girl."

Lance is like "woah, woah, hold on here. I can show you. Just kiss me."

And Allura kisses him and his intentions are true. He loves Keith. Really fucking unfortunately, though, Keith only just walked in on that "just kiss me" part.

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Woah

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Keith and his hippo will always be famous to me

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silly headcanon of mine that hunk really likes crosswords but there aren't any in english/that someone from earth would actually be able to do in space so pidge makes crosswords for him and it becomes an entire family affair solving them

(sh@ladins dni)

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klance secret relationship but the ONLY reason they get away with it is because everyone around them thinks theyre too dense to realise they have feelings for each other. theyre actually awful at keeping it a secret but everyone has so little faith in their ability to actually get together that nobody considers theyre already dating

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Pidge on Saint Patrick's Day:

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just kids

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Preklance, Keith temporarily loses most of his memories of Lance (remembers that they went to the Garrison together but nothing since) and ever since he lost his memory he thinks Lance is weird for wanting to hang out with him. He says things like, "No, that's really gay. We're not dating, are we?" , "Dude, that is some homoerotic bullshit." , or "No, I won't spar with you one on one really early in the morning before everyone else wakes up because I'm not a repressed gay boy who'll disrupt my few hours of sleep to hang out with you." And honestly, Lance is a little confused. Like, Keith's gay. Why does he have problems with gay shit?