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1970 Toyota FJ40 Two-Door Hardtop

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A Night in the Garage (Short Story)

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*shifter lick*

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Sanders ♥

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New friends? ◕3◕

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What if car horns are just cars’ g-spots and their honks are screams of pleasure.

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IRL Sanders’ eye and grill. He loves the rain.

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Meet Sanders, a white 2013 Toyota Corolla LE. He likes parking in the shade, and having nice soapy baths. He hates getting bugs stuck in his grill (even if it gives him an excuse to get another wash). He's a shy, nervous little car, but very sweet once you get to know him.

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Vehidroids Vocabulary, Slang, and Lingo

Vehidroid - An anthropomorphized, sentient, robotic being that resembles a car, truck, motorcycle, or other manmade street/ground transportation vehicle. Excluding aircraft, watercraft, and locomotives.

Plates - name (informal) Plate and Model - first and last name (e.g. “Sanders Corolla”) Brand - race, ethnicity (e.g. “Toyota”) Make - the creator(s) of a vehidroid, usually other vehidroid(s) of same/similar brand(s) and model(s) Import - the country or general location of actual assembly (the “birthplace” of a vehidroid) Genuine Import - immigrant from original country of Import, of that country’s Brand (e.g. a Ferrari made in Italy) Vee - slang for vehidroid, “guy”, “dude”, “bro”

Bi-Wheeler - Motorcycle-style Vehidroid, usually created for speed, maneuverability, and extended periods of time on the road Gas/Regular/Juice/Fuel - “food” Shield - slang for “windshield” or “visor” Gear - mood or temperament Indicators - hips Mirrors - ears Shifter - genitalia Tail/Tailpipe - Butt, rear Dash - chest, abdomen

Doors - back (usually upper back) Grill - face, specifically the cheeks/cheekbone area Fluid - windshield fluid (vehidroids “cry” this substance from their headlights and grills) Oil - a vehidroid’s “blood” Coolant - recreational beverage (over-consumption can make a vehidroid “drunk”) Crude - slang for vehidroids’ natural sexual lubricant, can be present in any metallic orifice Core - a vehidroid’s heart, its engine, primary power source Upo - derogatory slang for upholstery (the softer, “fleshy” parts of vehidroid anatomy)