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life is lowkey awesome. like did you guys know you can do anything you want ? revolutionary
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cashews for lunch almonds for dinner
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lowkey feels good to have a man begging me for sex again……….
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i overthink my messages on dating apps so long i end up saying weird shit because i can no longer comprehend the meaning of my words
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espresso martini got me feeling diabolical……
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does anyone else bite their old nail polish off? like i’m not gonna go out and buy nail polish remover, my teeth are right here…..
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another thursday another thmood
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another wednesday another smood
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smoking the shit that made walter white
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do NOT go deodorant shopping high i was browsing for half and hour and the one i picked smells like shit
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my ears are really ear shaped like they could use my ears as the picture for ears in the dictionary just classic ear no funny business
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anyone else have a car monster (can of monster you buy at a drug store and leave in your car cup holder indefinitely so it gets warm and flat and every time you drive you take a couple sips at red lights until you’ve drank the whole thing) ?? because that shit will change your life
#monster#could be anywhere if you don’t have a car the key is you need to be drinking the same one for at least 2 weeks#healthcare#healthy diet#healing potion
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they should invent a weed gummy that doesn’t taste like old batteries
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