velmaifsheslayed
velmaifsheslayed
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velmaifsheslayed · 28 days ago
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life is lowkey awesome. like did you guys know you can do anything you want ? revolutionary
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velmaifsheslayed · 3 months ago
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cashews for lunch almonds for dinner
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velmaifsheslayed · 3 months ago
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lowkey feels good to have a man begging me for sex again……….
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velmaifsheslayed · 3 months ago
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who is papa squat
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velmaifsheslayed · 4 months ago
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i overthink my messages on dating apps so long i end up saying weird shit because i can no longer comprehend the meaning of my words
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velmaifsheslayed · 5 months ago
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espresso martini got me feeling diabolical……
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velmaifsheslayed · 9 months ago
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wait i’m oated
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velmaifsheslayed · 9 months ago
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does anyone else bite their old nail polish off? like i’m not gonna go out and buy nail polish remover, my teeth are right here…..
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velmaifsheslayed · 10 months ago
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another thursday another thmood
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velmaifsheslayed · 10 months ago
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another wednesday another smood
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velmaifsheslayed · 11 months ago
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smoking the shit that made walter white
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velmaifsheslayed · 11 months ago
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do NOT go deodorant shopping high i was browsing for half and hour and the one i picked smells like shit
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velmaifsheslayed · 1 year ago
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top ten scariest message
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velmaifsheslayed · 1 year ago
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my ears are really ear shaped like they could use my ears as the picture for ears in the dictionary just classic ear no funny business
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velmaifsheslayed · 1 year ago
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having rat tails saved my life
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velmaifsheslayed · 1 year ago
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anyone else have a car monster (can of monster you buy at a drug store and leave in your car cup holder indefinitely so it gets warm and flat and every time you drive you take a couple sips at red lights until you’ve drank the whole thing) ?? because that shit will change your life
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velmaifsheslayed · 1 year ago
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they should invent a weed gummy that doesn’t taste like old batteries
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