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kids these days don’t know how lethal stagnant water is

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my favourite part of baldurs gate so far is the stardew valley grandpa showing up to eat cheese in your camp and tell gale that his ex gf wants him to kill himself

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my beautiful wife ibuprofen

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bluetooth isn’t working for me anymore i need this song injected into my spinal fluid

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nothing quite captures the energy of our dnd party like our paladin fighting for her life and losing everything the same day the warlock and bard play carnival games and use magic items to make fart jokes

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

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i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler

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good morning to swamp witches, bisexuals who sing, bastard sons of kings, flirtatious assassins, good good boys, alcoholic divorcees, anyone who doesn't understand cultural gender norms, women who went completely grey in their 40s, and the statue that once stood in the town square

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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honestly

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pop-ups

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*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

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Rb to love and support tiny purple Snake 💜