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How many hours of sleep have you gotten in the last 48?

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Y'know i don't think the tranquilizer dart was COMPLETELY NECESSARY

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Get the blanket cannon, I've got the tranq– TAKE THE SHOT!

I may have found something uh. Odd. In one of my storage rooms.

Sorry for the absence.

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Happy third anniversary to the Worst Pain I've Ever Experienced!

Happy one year anniversary of me finding out the siren class tree in BL3 turns regular gun damage into shock damage

Which Killavolt is IMMUNE TO

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Nah, I think it was her PA. Tatum? Titus? Luckily, it just blasted him out the door, rather than splatting him on the ceiling.

I wonder sometimes if Hyperion took some of my old prototypes in my old workshop and used them for new weapons but hey.

None of their weapons are close to the quality I could make with scrap I found in a junkyard so. I'm not worried.

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How do you lose pronouns??

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Gigi mentioned something about a hover board a while back... Think it mighta been yours? She was very impressed with the power of it.

I wonder sometimes if Hyperion took some of my old prototypes in my old workshop and used them for new weapons but hey.

None of their weapons are close to the quality I could make with scrap I found in a junkyard so. I'm not worried.

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You don't need my permission, but you have it.

I don’t know if you can tell by the All of Me, but sneaking isn’t really my forte.

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Try stepping with the ball of your foot, and keeping your weight on your back leg until your front foot's fully on the ground.

Also, make extensive use of that invisibility gadget. You're... difficult to obscure.

I don’t know if you can tell by the All of Me, but sneaking isn’t really my forte.

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I

In other news: "The Hyperion Corporation is the True Liberator of the Borderlands!" once again tops 'Favourite Opinions of the Month"-Poll!

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I hate all corporations but ah

Targeted shout-out to Atlas for the lifesaving aim assist

Some days the tremors get bad, but I still like living

Well, y’all Wrath Month is here, BUT it’s also Disability Awareness Month! 🌟

Don’t forget your disabled friends, loved ones, and even that neighbor ya don’t care for while you’re out blasting bandits, hell, bring ‘em along, if ya don’t got a weapon, come see me, I got plenty🌟

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Sure, they could’ve broken the door down but they’re Very Polite

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Gunfire blares.

Ears loudly ringing.

You taste blood. You smell burnt flesh.

Alarms blare.

Everything bathed in red.

You taste blood. You smell burnt flesh.

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at least the colour green exists

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Ah. I didn't... notice the date.

Huh.

Glad... he's dead.

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Just fucking sign it

If you need a list of reasons that Roe vs Wade shouldn't be overturned, then you haven't been listening and Google is free

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Awww oh my gosh that's what Dahl used to call me, ages ago. The small surviving units on Pandora that I wiped out, that is, but daw. Memories.

If you're interested in a similar pet project, you have my rifle.

I guess I should give up my intern status on my url; make it accurate