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so a traveling shakespeare troupe came to my school today and performed romeo and juliet and it was just so good and

-the actor playing romeo was hella short and the actor playing benvolio was hella tall. at several points he just picked romeo up and moved him around the stage/out of his way.

-when the nurse delivered juliet’s letter they played it up like she was flirting with mercutio but mercutio just looked at her, wrapped his arm around benvolio, and more or less gave her an expression that said “i’m gay”

-when mercutio and benvolio were making fun of romeo for being Heterosexual™ (aka for loving juliet), benvolio picked him up and mercutio gave him a purple nurple

-juliet wore no shoes throughout the entire show except during the wedding when she wore these giant sparkly pink pumps with platform heels

-when mercutio gave the queen mab speech they had benvolio stand behind him and click castanets and go “ooooooooh” every time he dropped a dramatic line

-they had friar lawerance and the nurse say the prologue and the end lines and like…..that changed the impact of the lines and their character significantly. i’ve made a post or two about this before but i personally interpret romeo and juliet as a story about two kids too afraid to come to their parents with a problem because they’re afraid of repercussions. but what about the adults in their life that DID try to help with them with their problems, but still ended up failing them? let’s just say it hit hard and was very telling when the friar and the nurse choked out the last lines of the play while sobbing.

-whenever there was a fight scene, mercutio and benvolio were constantly trying to keep romeo away from the action, as if he was their younger brother who they didn’t want to get hurt in a brawl. during mercutio’s fight with tybalt, benvolio was shielding romeo with his body and physically picked him up and held him back at times. that really changed the dynamic of the three of them and made it even funnier when ben and merc were teasing romeo about his crush on juliet.

-romeo killed paris by hitting him on the head with a flashlight

-the apothecary that sold romeo poison was dressed up as your typical TV drug dealer and he acted like one as well

-while benvolio more or less disappears from the written play after romeo is banished, they kept him around this time and he followed romeo around to make sure he was okay but didn’t say anything. it was implied he didn’t talk because he was still grieving mercutio. (he also wasn’t there when romeo killed himself)

-i was watching it with a bunch of freshmen who hadn’t read the play before but when juliet killed herself nearly half the room started screaming because they were so shocked

honestly this cast was just so good. i’ve also seen them perform julius caesar set in a modern politician’s world and m*cbeth in a post-apocalyptic setting. i absolutely loved this production and i hope i can see more of their work soon

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why are hillbilly characters always Gruff Overprotective Dad with Three Hot Daughters and never Gruff Overprotective Mom with Three Hot Sons or at the very least Hot Hillbilly Single Dad with Three Overprotective Gruff Daughters

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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Im having such an everyone would be better off without me morning and i do not have fucking time for this. I need to shower. I need to bring my stepmom her drill and my studfinder. I need to not be a worthless piece of shit right now. But i keep having these fucking bouts of anxiety and i feel guilty because im a fat fuck but i feel dizzy so like i need to eat something and ive done like one meal per day the last 2 days which would be good if i could stick with it and im not gonna eat mcfuckin everything the next few days but i know myself better and im goong to and the cycle is just gonna repeat repeat repeat repeat and i hate myself i hate myself so fucking much and i cant just! Go fucking shower! Like i need to! I am the fucking worst i cant believe im the other fucking kid god cursed my dad with im the absolute fucking worst!!!!!!!

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I'm a fucking coward and my anxiety is making my stomach do back flips~ I want to claw my intestines out~ I feel awful and I'm gonna cry~ It's the worst~ FUCK.

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Pokemon Mashups

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During the San Diego Comic-Con panel, some news was revealed about the game’s upcoming updates. In the panel, Niantic Inc. CEO, John Hanke revealed

They’re working on a trading function, but want to make sure the servers will hold up first. Trading is their #1 priority right now along with rolling out the game to more countries.

Legendary Pokemon and Pokemon from other generations will make their way into our world over the next several months and years. The game will be updated for years to come to keep Pokemon fans interested and playing. So far, they’ve only implemented a tenth of the features they have planned. “This is only the beginning.”

Pokemon Centers will be added in the future. They will eventually add customization options to PokeStops, which will encourage players to visit different ones. Breeding in the game isn’t being worked on right now, but there’s been discussions about it.

Niantic stated they consider this Pokemon’s official MMO (massive multiplayer online game). Pokemon fans have been asking for one for many years, and I guess this was the answer!

The Eevee name hack has officially been confirmed by Niantic. Before evolving an Eevee, you can rename it to Rainer, Sparky, or Pyro to yield Vaporeon, Jolteon or Flareon.

Team Captains Blanche, Candela, and Spark were officially revealed after only being seen as silhouettes before. Niantic hinted that the artwork wasn’t ready in time for the game’s launch. The three will have more involvement in future updates to the game.

There were rumors before the panel began that players would be able to capture a Legendary Pokemon at Comic-Con, but that did not happen. They still consider the game brand new, so we probably won’t see Legendary Pokemon for many months.

Source: Pokebeach | Serebii 

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I am a dumb fucking cunt please let it go and let my fat retarded ass sufferrrrrrr

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Faerie wing jewelry by Under the Ivy.

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I just fucking hate myself. Not in a sense that ill do anything drastic. I just loathe the idea of me still being here. My best friend would be a million times better off if i could just fuck off and leave her alone. I dont know why im too much of a pussy to stop talking to her. She deserves better than me. She deserves someone who is normal and balanced and can handle being a normal human being. She dserves a really good person actually. Someone sweet and kind and considerate and smart enough to keep up with her. She deserves one of those people whose just shy of being perfect. Im just a fuck. I always say the wrong thing, usually without realizing that im a giant asshole. Im not smart enough to know what I'm saying is dumb. All the time. All that comes out of my mouth is dumb shit. And its hurtful dumb shit. And i dont want to hurt her but I always fucking manage too. All im good at is fucking up. And even when i say sorry im not fucking good at that either so i just make it worse. I just wish someone could delete me, you know? Just poof, no more idiot, edit the narrative so she was never here. No more problems. Or at least, none i manage to cause every single time.