daniel ricciardo and max verstappen on 7news melbourne discussing how max travels with 11 padel boards, how they have great chemistry, and max declaring we should "keep on making babies".
(if used, please credit, it took me a long time to chop and stitch this together x)
Interviewer: where would you take Max on a date, Daniel?
Daniel, immediately sweating: oh woah a FRIENDLY date!!! As FRIENDS!!!! We鈥檙e competitors!!!! We can鈥檛 DATE-
Max: 鉁煡扳湪I want to go to your farm, Daniel 馃グ馃グ鉂わ笍鉂わ笍 and we can go dirt bike racing 馃ズ鉂わ笍馃グ鉂わ笍馃巰 and then not go to the next four races 鉂わ笍鉂わ笍馃グ cause we鈥檙e together 馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ and you broke your collarbone 馃槇馃槇馃槇
max giggling twirling his hair kicking his feet doubling over laughing crying the second daniel opens his mouth is so. is the dick that good. is it worth this level of humiliation max. this man is so far beyond being lost in the sauce he's drowning in the sauce hes fucking dead in the fucking sauce. pick urself off of the floor max for the love of god