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Ronald Reagan is rotting in hell for a series of crimes but i'd like to think the one they have tied around his neck as a reminder of his earthly sins is ignoring the aids crisis and laughing about it with Nancy Reagan as they smoked cigars and blew each other in the oval office.
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OP I hope you feel better :(
If you or anyone reading this is interested, I have 2 book recommendations that helped me out with my love life a lot. I am not a professional and I might be deluding myself, but I still hold out hope that love exists (just not the kind you see in old Disney movies)
All About Love: New Visions by bell hooks. A feminist perspective on love, both platonic and romantic, and ways to recognize and heal wounds inflicted by lovelessness. Not light reading by any stretch of the word, but worthwhile if you don’t plan on finishing it in a day
Attached: The New Science of Adult Relationships by Dr. Amir Levine and Rachel Heller. A handbook that provides guidance for romantic relationships based on attachment theory, a field of social psychology which studies how long-lasting, healthy intimate bonds are formed. A surprisingly easy read, considering how much research went into it
Anyway idk if a meme page is the right audience for this but I don’t like it when people feel bad so bye

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is this actually a thing? reblog if you are real and from 196
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I made some improvements

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Me: OH FUCK YEA, DONUTS!
15 mins later: what cruel fate hath befallen me. Alas, consumed by gluttony, I lie in such terrible pain, for I am bested. Never again shall I lay a finger upon the sweet frosted torus of death
2 months later: OH FUCK YEA, DONUTS!
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Actually love how this post can be read as both sarcastic and genuine. I can picture myself saying it either way depending on how well I am doing in a given moment
i LOOOOOOVE having adhd unironically it’s so fucking cool and punk to have 30 thoughts in one second and so many ideas and so much creativity and i can tell u anything about the jfk assassination or 90s sketch comedy or the making of grand theft auto 4 radio shows. neurodivergence is beautiful.
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Highway 90
by Linda Gregg
And owl lands on the side of the road. Turns its head to look at me going fast, window open to the night on the desert. Clean air, and the great stars. I’m trying to decide if this is what I want.
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I was sitting at the kitchen table, reading the daily rag. I nearly spit out my morning brew when the front page read, “HE EAT THE SPAG”
“This just in: a local cat “has caused quite a bit of buzz. “He nom the spag, he monch the spag, “Behold this spag-eating ball of fuzz”
His owner held him by the scruff The spag cat had just about enough He nom the spag, he monch the spag He ponch his owner in ball bag

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actually I’m sorry this looks cool as fuck. please do not go to Twitter expecting a skeleton hell pool party.
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Why do we need scientists to find out how much the earth weighs? Just put the scale upside down
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i was a reddit mod. i moderated r/196. i hate reddit and i hate modding. we had to deal with all sort of BS from the admins because we would approve comments that said “punch nazis” and the endless stream of reports about how this was vIoLeNcE. an admin even removed one of our mods for approving a comment like that.
reddit was great for being an archive of highly specific solutions to decade old tech problems, but at a certain point, i stopped engaging with it. the comment sections are over saturated and it’s impossible to have a conversation with a thousand top-level comments all spewing the same joke for karma.
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