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Ryoko Kui please return my calls

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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

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UNDEAD AUSTRALIAN: ah bladdy 'ell. oim fackin undid. oim a damn creachuh of tha noight. a fackin zombie. wha' a cunt. this is bladdy orriboh. fack me

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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just found a pile of fresh grapes on some paving stones in the middle of woods because, you guessed it, god loves me the most and wants me to prosper over others

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some of my favourite sign fails <3

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ever since i was a little girl I always knew I was going to be publicly executed

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the gang gets cancelled for necrophilia

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My new YouTube video: A DM’s Guide to Ranged Combat is now live! Please go give it a watch!

If you’re a DM looking for a way to challenge your overspecced crossbow player, or just generally make mixed-range combat more interesting and enjoyable, it’s full of helpful tips and visualisations. Plus, supporting these long videos really helps keep my channel alive and funds more future content!

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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Léo Forest Leo Forest (b. 1985, based Paris, France) - Chat, 2023, Drawings: Pencil, Charcoal, Pastel on Paper

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it’s funny because boobs.