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not even kidding i have the worst stomach ache ever anyways amanda young scraps

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Shout out to the time I sucked at a rhythm heaven game so bad that I did better spamming the A button than actually trying to play

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CRT gaming

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I haven't slept in two days

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friendship goals

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i can do anything i want to

Bonus: the original sketch version

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Yeah, this line shattered me...

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(Minor Ch4 Spoilers?) Horrifying situation I just thought up. [COMMISSIONS OPEN if interested]

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POV This is your 46th time dying to Jevil and Kris is starting to Snap

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the non-binary swag (dress based off this https://x.com/Maeuvion/status/1944447191935856763)

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* rouxls kaard appreciation(?) post bc i want this man dead . this isnt theorizing or analysis or anything and it might be wrong in some parts im just normal

- apparently his theme is fucking diegetic???? given 1. ralsei and susie respond to it knowingly (that or im misinterpreting susie's response but like. if only ralsei knew abt it wouldnt she go something like "he has a theme?????")

but. also. 2. kris plays it on noelle's piano prior to that . how do they know it. how . how.

this little freak of a man (rouxls) . this either implies that A. he hums / sings the theme in all of his encounters B. he has a speaker or something playing the theme C. He emanates it . Like it just comes from him . What. D. this melody is just what everyone thinks of when they think of rouxls and ralsei is still the only whos heard it

- his character design??? hes just a rules card from a deck but he is:

canonically hot

has a flat ass but prefers to think he doesnt

humanoid

theres just a line going thru his mouth??? like even when its open???? am i the only one who doesnt understand that . why is it like. melting. Rouxls?

do you think the lines on his outfit are text............ the equivalent of text on a rules card...

really dark blue with a white outline and then another dark blue outline

i noticed this when i added a picture but in the talk sprite i attached one of his eyes is black. the rouxls with homophobia in his eyes

- assumed the fun gang was a polycule and wormed his way into a polycule too to one up them . absoljtely bewildered when he finds out they arent. hes so . hes so .

- whats with him and worms???? why does he have worms????? where does he get them? why does he keep them???? can rouxls worms turn into butterflies????

- the whole early modern english speech quirk . which may or may not be a conscious decision because it slips away when hes stressed / surprised and becomes more obnoxious when "his pride is hurt" (all according to deltarune wiki) . also its not even accurate he just adds eth and est and e to words

- "duke of puzzles" yet comically bad at making puzzles that are even remotely difficult. is card castle stupid or is he stupid

- he somehow??? accidentally makes a shop? in board 2 ???? and you can buy one of his boxes?????? and you lose points when you take a photo of him???????????? sobs

- constantly tries to work under the Big Bad Villain of each dark world . constantly fails . everyone hates him

- stole tenna's debit card and tried to learn his pin number. in an attempt to get approval from tenna according to the wiki

- HE CAN TELEPORT ??? No one talks about this???? he can teleport?????? WITH OTHER PEOPLE?????? he can FLOAT TOO . IS THIS NORMAL?????? HE CAN FUCKIGN TELEPORT <- ok addendum he cant float outside of his true power but actually thats crazier to me. why can he float when preparing his True Power Thing . What was he gonna do . Why can he float for it

- Oh yeah also about the teleportation - either he sneaks up on the fun gang before teleporting in front of them or he can 1. hear (see???? feel?????) where hes about to teleport and who is there 2. speak like the voice of god before he teleports . what the fuck.

- The dainty scarf ? in his shop? in chapter 1?? says its HANDMADE. Did rouxls fucking make it. He made the dainty scarf?? He made a scarf out of doilies and sold it. Its homemade. Its homemade. He made that with his own hands. He either knows how to knit or crochet. Im crazy about this im so ill. WHAT HOME. HIS HOME???? HOMEMADE.

- the lancer controller bit in ch3 - lancer says that when he breaks controllers with his tongue, not only does a "father figure" give him a new one, but also checks his mouth for illness. Thats rouxls. Rouxls is making sure lancer isnt ill. No matter who he tries to work for he still takes care of lancer because hes a lesser dad.

- im just unapologetically gay for this man sorry

- he eats cereal

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like what if that didnt work

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so what's funny is that apparently Kris is absolutely not known to flirt with anyone

and then apparently they just turn out to be inexplicably good at it when directed to flirt?? but then you look at what they're actually saying and it's like

why is this working

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i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

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I finally finished my ghost fic!!!

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my creatures...

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good game (which I am perfectly normal about)