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the divine feminine is unexplainable violence and the divine masculine is dig deep hole

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someone make a date everything oc for an urn that turns out to be a ghost please

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last week, my brother claimed he saw some boys release a catfish into a pond only accessible by rollercoaster when he was at an amusement park. Today, I saw a reel confirming this

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happy fathers day to my dad, who got the lowest internalized misogyny score out of everyone in my family

if anyone wants to take the test here it is:

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just experienced my first active shooter. im a real American now

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You can't be a milf if you don't have kids, unless you're the oldest daughter. Its like getting an honorary doctorate

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things I cant relate to

hating my boss

having a job

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did ketamine in the psyche ward while listening to perverts by ethel cain im a realer fan than all of you fight me

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we should all stop screaming into the void, and turn and talk to the person screaming next to us

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cant have eroticism without the rot, and baby? I'm decayed

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every time I read the word Erewhon I hear "earhorn" but pronounced by a 6 year old who hasn't figured out how to say the R sound yet

also Earhorn is a pretty gross name for a grocery store

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if you eat half a spearmint candy cane, and then four purple skittles jelly beans, it tastes like candied homegrown basil

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hate when depression gets physical. I can't sleep. I threw up. ive lost two pounds in three days. I can't eat. my family and friends take me out but I just sit and stare. I break down at lunch and in my room and at the grocery store and at work and everyone is being so kind but I feel so alone

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Ive been really depressed so to try and cheer me up my dad took me to see a cult complex where they mummify people and their pets and drink wine out of sippy cups

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the first time a man took off my shirt my bra was on inside out

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valentines is as equally a vampire holiday as halloween

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you know how people look with nostalgic fondness at those jobs that have now gone extinct due to technology? stuff like elevator operator, newspaper delivery boy, doorman, milk man, etc? I think grocery bagger is next on the chopping block