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βWhen we grab you by the ankles,
Where our mark is to be made,
Youβll soon be doing noble work,
Although you wonβt be paid.
When we drive away in secret,
Youβll be a volunteer,
So donβt scream when we take you:
The world is quiet here.β
XX/XX/20XX. Welcome, new recruit, to the Volunteer Fire Department.
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