time is like an orange and they keep throwing oranges at me
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"you know what they say, its MARIO TIME!" i say, limping towards the nearest fire exit with blood dripping from my legs
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bed bugs? yea, i sure do have a lot of bugs in my bed
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due to a large number of invasive insects, the hundred acre woods is now the ninety-nine point eight five acre woods and shrinking.
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