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The Baudelaires siblings.

“Violet, Klaus and Sunny were intelligent children. Charming and resourceful, they had pleasant facial features, but they were extremely unlucky.”

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october 13, 2019 – happy 13th anniversary to the end!

in many ways, the lives of the baudelaire orphans that year is not unlike my own, now that i have concluded my investigation. like violet, like klaus, and like sunny, i visit certain graves, and often spend my mornings standing on a brae, staring out at the same sea. it is not the whole story, of course, but it is enough. under the circumstances, it is the best for which you can hope.

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THE funniest joke in A Series of Unfortunate Events is when Klaus says “titular” and Count Olaf says “I don’t think a boy your age should know that word” like it’s so fucking funny

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duncan and klaus can also switch “coping mechanisms” at will

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The Troupe At The End Of The Vile Village...

Esme: Are you telling me we’re just going to run? After we’ve lost all five orphans? You just want to keep running?

Olaf: Listen, Esme, sometimes you gotta run. I’ve been running from people for a long time- VFD, debt collectors, some guy I know named Lemony… 

Fernald: Do you at least have a plan, boss? 

Olaf: Of course I have a plan, I always have a plan for everything! 

Orlando: Oh my God, he’s bluffing. That’s what he says when he doesn’t have a plan. 

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Neil Patrick Harris as Count Olaf was one of the best casting decisions of the century and I will stand by it until the day I die

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the dashcon ballpit should be an scp that materializes at unfortunate events

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No one:

Olaf:

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A series of unfortunate events (2017)

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A pack of misfortune telling cards I picked up off of eBay not long ago

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Children's tea-coffee preferences in the 6b au?

Lilac: Coffee. She needs it to keep track of her fucking disaster family. 

Violet: Tea. 

Nick: He’s not a huge fan of either, maybe coffee over tea. But he prefers hot chocolate or energy drinks he can chug to freak out Lilac and Klaus. 

Klaus: Tea, definitely. 

Soli: Tea. When she gets old enough to drink coffee, she immediately decides that she hates it. 

Sunny: She exclusively drinks the blood of her enemies and hot chocolate with cinnamon. 

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we got a letter from the local volunteer fire department

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“In a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be difficult to stay true to one’s philosophical and literary principles.“