Not me casually paying $5 for Jake Johnson’s Patreon having to do with his and Gareth’s advice podcast We’re Here to Help because I need more bonus material from this man and Beyond the Spider-Verse is a million years away
“He just, like, grabbed me. And he just took me. I mean, he was a man and I was a woman. It was firm, but tender. Yeah I saw through space and time for a minute but that's not the point!”
jake johnson talking about nick and jess's first kiss and zooey telling jake "don't kiss me soft.... you have to grab me" ??? also NINE more takes????????????? release the footage i swear to god