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Sketches 🕊️ °˖➴

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i don't trust healthy people. everything in your body is working like its supposed to? suspicious.

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Please please please give us more werewolves that aren't 6'5 muscle hunk gym bros PLEASE i want twink werewolves and fat werewolves and pretty blonde bimbo werewolves! I want nerdy librarian werewolves and goth werewolves and cardigan wearing grandma werewolves and 80s club werewolves and hot cheeto girl werewolves and werewolves in wheelchairs and artist werewolves and princessy werewolves!!!!

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me

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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.

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Two Women, Joseph Christian Leyendecker

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bilf (book i'd like to finish)

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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Art nouveau, appartement à Barcelone

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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Hey tumblr

I miss having local friends. Except that I realized I probably do have local friends, they're just in my phone. And I'm not sure which of you are close.

So if you have been here long enough for me to recognize your username, which is pretty likely, and you are in or near the Toronto area, and you would like to have actual in-person tea with me sometime soon, please show up in my DMs. We can talk about queer history. It will be chill, I promise.

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽