sometimes teaching freshmen is getting through all your instructions and then calling on a 4â10 boy who asks if you can help him untangle his chain
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lestat would absolutely rap let's get lost tonight you can be my black Kate moss tonight
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last week i was late to host our first creative writing club meeting because i had to run to the office after school to turn in the loose knife a kid found on my floor
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a bunch of the classmate questions were clearly kids making fun of their friendsâ crushes. entertaining for me to flip through and not read aloud
had the kids ask each other anonymous get-to-know-you questions. favorites so far include âwhat is your least favorite animal?â and âwhat is your favorite color and why?â
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i had them write a question to a classmate on the lined side of an index card & a question to me on the blank side. at least 4 kids independently chose to draw caricatures of me next to their questions
had the kids ask each other anonymous get-to-know-you questions. favorites so far include âwhat is your least favorite animal?â and âwhat is your favorite color and why?â
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also âdo you think youâre faster than me? (race me)â but the question was. anonymous
had the kids ask each other anonymous get-to-know-you questions. favorites so far include âwhat is your least favorite animal?â and âwhat is your favorite color and why?â
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had the kids ask each other anonymous get-to-know-you questions. favorites so far include âwhat is your least favorite animal?â and âwhat is your favorite color and why?â
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iâm already wary of men who randomly approach and compliment me in public, but now iâm starting to feel the same way about women bc of multiple conversations that began with âi like your sweaterâ and devolved into pyramid scheme recruitment attempts
but recently a girl said âlove your shirt, itâs perfect for the upcoming fall season!â and i said âthanks!â and then we both continued shopping at target. perhaps i was a cynic. perhaps love and light are still possible
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Interview With The Vampire â 2.05: Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape
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doctor count hannibal lecter III or whatever his gayass name is
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armand is playing medea in a production no one else consented to participate in. every evening he flips a coin to decide whether louis or lestat is jason
the louis/lestat/claudia household is clearly a clytemnestra/agamemnon/iphigenia-with-a-dash-of-cassandra dynamic. at least itâs clear to everyone but lestat, who thinks heâs menelaus, louis is helen of troy, and claudia is paris. or thatâs what he would think if he could read
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the louis/lestat/claudia household is clearly a clytemnestra/agamemnon/iphigenia-with-a-dash-of-cassandra dynamic. at least itâs clear to everyone but lestat, who thinks heâs menelaus, louis is helen of troy, and claudia is paris. or thatâs what he would think if he could read
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I have a poet's soul and a swiss cheese brain.
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Sam Reid for like two fucking years: Nobody has seen the real Lestat yet.
The real Lestat:
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