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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.
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im SCREAMING
McCoy accidentally becomes a healer god figure on a pre-warp planet and they build a monument to him made of, because they look like biobeds, giant stone slabs.
It's called "Bonehenge."
#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#puns#bad puns with no purpose#yall i can’t breathe#this shit is so funny but so so stupid i love it
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“Guess what I found behind Jupiter?”
Top three lines in the star trek movies (2009 trilogy)

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Let’s autism with mama
#girldad spock my favourite thing ever#mamaposting#star trek#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#saavik#saavik my beloved
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Hot Take: Star Trek Discovery should have ended with the third season. The show as fun and interesting for three seasons and it wrapped up all the character arcs so nicely. It was a great happy ending and we should have just let it end here.
LIKE THE ENDING IS SO PERFECT AND SO FUN AND ITS A LOVELY BEAUTIFUL HAPPY ENDING THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO STOP SHOW
discovery ended on season three, i will not be convinced otherwise.

#star trek#star trek discovery#michael burnham#Captain Saru#Sylvia Tilly#Captain Pike#Star Trek tv#USS Discovery
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il still thinking about this btw
I wonder if there are any Vulcans that have a "human kink"
Like humans are basically the complete opposite so its looked down upon to be with a human but I wonder if certain Vulcans are turned on by it...
Imagine your Vulcan boyfriend having to go home to tell his parents that he's dating a human and plans to marry you. His parents are completely shocked and can't believe that they have raised their son to be with a human.
Or maybe there are certain Vulcans that just find the smaller demeanor of human women attractive, the average Vulcan height is 6'6 so possibly they like the vulnerability of humans
Vulcan x human is literally my favorite trope idc
#what’s the point of star trek if i can’t also fuck the aliens#the point is empathy and basic human values that comment on the prevalent happenings of our world#but also i want to fuck the aliens#star trek
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JET RENO THE DYKE THAT YOU ARE
#theres so much lesbianism in this show okg i could EAT IT#say what you want about discovery but shit is mad entertaining#also jonathan frakes directed some of the best episodes of this show#im gobbling it up#idc if it’s different than classic trek#it captures the spirit of trek perfectly#AND THERES SO MUCH GAY SHIT#discovery#star trek discovery#star trek#jet reno#dykeposting#i love me a sassy butch
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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
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call me stray because i need to be fixed
letting a hot butch feel you up will fix you i promise
#overpopulation is not a joke jim#dykeposting#butch bait#happy pride it’s a great day to be a lesbian
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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