viterant
viterant
the fiction we tell ourselves
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viterant · 2 hours ago
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idk im really tired of 15-17 year olds who have never interacted with the gay community irl and spend too much time on tiktok trying to act like the authority on all that is lgbt+ 
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viterant · 2 hours ago
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ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ
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viterant · 3 hours ago
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You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???
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Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes
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viterant · 3 hours ago
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A former stray very happy to be inside
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viterant · 3 hours ago
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viterant · 5 hours ago
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whatever. go, my scarab
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viterant · 5 hours ago
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viterant · 5 hours ago
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the partition of the Mongol empire sounds like the background of a JRPG. “Long ago there was this guy who ruled the whole world and then divided it up into four parts: the Cold Slavic Forest realm, the Hot Persian Desert realm, the Vast Steppe and Mountain Pass realm, and the China realm” oh let me guess, then he gave each realm a magic crystal that controls the elements
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viterant · 5 hours ago
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In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans
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viterant · 5 hours ago
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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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Hi Eleanor! I thought you'd appreciate my favourite picture of a "tree", which looks exactly how kids draw them and was very uncanny in person:
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(its ivy on a tall tree stump.)
My god, that thing is like. The ur-tree. Spectacular
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viterant · 17 hours ago
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happy pride elvis i drew my cat as you <3
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Woah mama I love kitty elvii
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viterant · 17 hours ago
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2 sketches that got a bit out of control :')
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viterant · 17 hours ago
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I know I joke about hurricanes, because I am a Floridian and that's what we do. But that's because they're Normal, and so all Floridians know the Hurricane Rules. We know how the song and dance goes. West Coasters don't know the Hurricane Rules. You've never needed to know the Hurricane Rules. You guys know the Earthquake Rules, because that's Normal. But because of climate change, Hillary and her cousins are probably going to be a more common occurrence for the southwest. So here are the Hurricane Rules, straight from the Floridian's keyboard.
1: Assume the forecast is going to be wrong, and reality is going to be worse. Get your water jugs and batteries, get your Hurricane Cake, stack the sandbags, board the windows, and put your electronics on a high shelf. And if the NOAA says "category 5" and "landfall" in the same sentence without a "will not" in there, you pack your bags and get the fuck out.
2: Do not fucking go outside. There's surprisingly little lightning in a hurricane, but that's not the problem. It's the wind. The wind will knock you off your feet, either outright or by flinging heavy debris at you. You will not get back up again.
3: If the wind doesn't get you, the water will. Even after the storm has passed, stay the hell away from moving water, both on foot and in a vehicle. When the the flooding has settled down, then you break out the flat bottoms and jet skis and kayaks. Don't fucking swim in it, okay? Don't. The southwest may not have alligators like we do, but all the same you do NOT want to know what's in there. (It's mostly sewage.)
Also, your soil isn't built for inundation, and you've got hills there. Mudslides are going to happen, so be careful of mountain driving in the week or so after the storm comes through.
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viterant · 17 hours ago
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From the deep #24030 Raven Tastes the Rainbow by Olga Shvartsur
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viterant · 17 hours ago
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original url http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Park/8669/
last modified 2009-04-15 16:36:30
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