Conversely: that woman who allegedly poisoned her bf's food with smth he's allergic to bc he threw out her rose toy.
Ain't right in the head and she ain't cumming. Shame, that.
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Murder.
Ladies, how would you feel if your man and his friends staged a kidnapping as a means of proposing marriage to you?
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Yes, but why.
I shouldn’t be allowed to have adult money @viviblvck
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baby don't you like this beat?
I made it so you'd sleep with me.
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Goddamnit I love @livinforit
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The look I give @vxcalhubris when he won't shut up and feed me.
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“Match my freak” and it’s just two people speaking fluent Italian and saying utter filth to one another
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Probably the coolest thing I've had the honor to even remotely be involved with.
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I LITCHERALLY can see you bully her IN THE FIRST POST.
And no, @justromy, I will not print out the recipe for you
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I hope you heard my sigh from here.
And no, @justromy, I will not print out the recipe for you
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I liked your jacket. Very Roddy Piper. @plainviewsdevil
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@vxcalhubris you just Get me.
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Sneezing on day 2.
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Sending food tiktoks back and forth to @vxcalhubris and watching as we get angrier and angrier over the tricks we didn't know or the recipes we never thought of before.
It's a love language.
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Watching @vxcalhubris stare at me in confusion as I blow cinnamon and bay leaf smoke through the apartment door never ceases to amaze.
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If you mean deciding which can color sucks, then yes.
(Peach and Tropical are the worst, for the record.)
Send help I've been drinking yerba mates like water.
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They're yummy.
Send help I've been drinking yerba mates like water.
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