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Rosa: I am a moderate and peaceful person Amy: You threw a chair at someone three minutes ago. Rosa: Yes. And it was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I was planning to throw at him.

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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE | 2.12

Bonus:

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The middle section of Nimona was basically:

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(source: my twt acc that i will not expose here)

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damn I never realized how much Alex talks about dying and sacrificing himself in the musical especially first act

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*on the phone* Amy: Jake, I'm breaking up - Jake: I'm pregnant! Amy: ...I meant the call Jake: Thank god - right, sorry. I panicked.

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just heard a book say the "title of your sex tape" and, as a b99 fan, I am ecstatic.

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‼️🇵🇸 An activist, who destroyed multiple engine parts of the jets Israel uses, has been released!

🔸 Source: pal_action

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Presented without comment

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its not a trend

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I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

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Holt, talking about Jake: So what's wrong with him? Terry, shrugging: Everyone has a different theory

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Jake: Captain, I screwed up big time

Holt: Given your daily life experiences, you’re going to have to be more specific

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the teacher: what’s Newton’s third law of motion?

me: every action has its equal opposite reaction.

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so does lin exist as well in the world and nobody comments about how david and lin look and sound exactly the same or did david also write hamilton?

How have I only now realized that in Brooklyn 99 Hamilton is canonically existing when Gina went to see it and "discovered it, basically", but Amy's brother David who "doesn’t follow pop culture" is played by Lin-Manuel Miranda?!

Am I the only one who missed this?!