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Rin: There is no more Electro Archon, she is the archon of the sand

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Len: I HAVE ALLERGIES DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM OKAY

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Miku: I'm thankful your house burned down.

Neru: OH MY GOD?!?!?!

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Miku: STOP, SHUT UP, STOP TALKING

Gumi: MR. [WRONG], THIS IS THE 10TH [&@#!?] TIME YOU'VE TRIED TO SHOW OFF YOUR [CRONUT SHAPED OBJECT] IN COURT!

Miku: I'M CRYING

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Teto, narrating: In his daze, he couldn't think straight. But fuck it, he didn't need to think.

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Miku: Being hot and sexy doesn't excuse xenophobia, sorry Carmine stans

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Rin: She's more xenophobic than racist if anything

Len: AND THAT MAKES HER BETTER HOW?!

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Miku: LEN IS STRAIGHT?!?!?

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KAITO: This feels homophobic

KAITO: Every time I have a character I'm convinced is gay

KAITO: SOME FUCKING WOMAN COMES IN AND RUINS EVERYTHING

KAITO: MEN NEED TO STOP BEING BI FOR ONE SECOND

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Teto: I just remembered if my series gets popular enough people are gonna make porn of my characters

Teto: ...

Teto: Aggressively continues writing my story so I can see porn of my ocs---

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Miku: Being a multishipper sucks when your brain makes you auto headcanon any character as bi/pan/omni/etc.

Miku: BUT

Miku: There are those characters that I will never not be able to see as a straight fucking homosexual

Miku: Like, example, Gepard Landau

Miku: People see a proper man who's passionate about his job and go

Miku: 'Oh he's looking for a housewife! He's waiting for the perfect lady to walk into his life!'

Miku: NO

Miku: HE HAS A STUPID ASS HUSBAND THAT MAKES HIM NOT BE ABLE TO GET PROPER SLEEP

Miku: HE WAKES UP EVERY MORNING TO SOME LOUD FUCKING NOISE AND GOES

Miku: 'Oh god, what has my husband that I have been damned to hell for marrying done this time'

Miku: AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M WRONG

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Len, to Rin: 248 souls fell to make you your FUCKING ORANGE JUICE.

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Miku: I was making a joke about Dan Heng fact-kinning Gepard

Miku: But what the fuck are you all on about

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Len: The arson backstory is becoming real

Rin: Next step; burning down my old school

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Teto: Fleas simply explode into thin air when they get within a foot of me

Teto: She says, pretending that this is a joke and that hse didnt learn how to use a lighter exclusively to set fleas on fire

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Len: I HAVE RABIES NOT FLEAS

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Miku: YOU'RE A SPIKY DOG WITH FLEAS, I'M REPORTING YOU