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'People always seem surprised to learn about my kinkier sides, as if it's not common knowledge I lived in Commoragh for decades!' Yvraine laughed. 'Except you. So my dear fellow seductress, you are a breath of fresh air.'

'It must be... when was theblast time you ate your way to your limit?' Yvraine purred curiously. 'Please do. I'm not one to back out on a promise.'

'However your knowledge of the physical sciences certainly far outstrips my own.' She smiled. 'Perhaps if I have time I could... maybe take an opportunity to teach you about the more esoteric aspects. But I understand if you'd rather not go down that path.'

Yvraine pondered her options.

'While by the end of this trip I do believe I will look like I've gone soft. You can't entirely take Commoragh out of the girl. Let's have a nuanced seasoning of pain.'

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'Sylatha, it's been too long! And I'm in need of a holiday!' Yvraine called as she vaulted out of her venom and onto the landing pad outside Sylatha's personal villa.

'You would not believe the terrible rumours surrounding me out there...' she trailed off as she saw her old ally and host.

'By Ynnead.' She smiled. 'You've certainly changed.'

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Yvraine giggled whole heartedly, 'I've been known to say the same.' She winked back.

'Good, I'm curious to see what this belly looks like when it's full to bursting.' Yvraine purred. 'Don't worry, we'll go through the sensation together. I just know I'll get there first.'

'I would love to find out what you've learned, but I assume someone more learned than I would need to analyse your findings?' Yvraine smiled at the Haemonculus. 'Either way, I'm glad you're here. It's quite possible I may require your services someday.'

'I hadn't realised you were a masseuse!' Yvraine chuckled. 'But absolutely, I fear I am nothing but knots!' She followed Kalendris to the tables and laid down, unzipping her dress and leaving her back fully visible as she did so.

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'Sylatha, it's been too long! And I'm in need of a holiday!' Yvraine called as she vaulted out of her venom and onto the landing pad outside Sylatha's personal villa.

'You would not believe the terrible rumours surrounding me out there...' she trailed off as she saw her old ally and host.

'By Ynnead.' She smiled. 'You've certainly changed.'

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Yvraine laughed. 'I feel like I shouldn't use the word asset. But yours have grown so much I couldn't help myself!' Yvraine smiled warmly at Sylatha, she felt touched by the offer. 'I'll keep that in mind.'

'I thought you might enjoy that. And I might enjoy seeing how much further you can push yourself once I'm done.' She purred, reaching over and poking Sylatha's belly with a smirk.

As Yvraine followed Sylatha into the laboratory she gave Sylatha a questioning look. It had been some time since she last entered a place such as this. A lifetime ago.

'Oh, the pleasure is all mine. It's quite the rarity to encounter one such aa yourself among our ranks.'

'Well, our dear Archite is taking me on a tour of some of the most relaxing parts of Rheivarath, and she led us here. To what end I cannot say. I'm actively choosing not to use my paychic gifts. I don't want to spoil the surprise.'

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'Sylatha, it's been too long! And I'm in need of a holiday!' Yvraine called as she vaulted out of her venom and onto the landing pad outside Sylatha's personal villa.

'You would not believe the terrible rumours surrounding me out there...' she trailed off as she saw her old ally and host.

'By Ynnead.' She smiled. 'You've certainly changed.'

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Yvraine gave Sylatha a grateful and genuine smile. 'I honestly can't tell you how much that means to me.' She playfully tapped Sylatha on the shoulder. 'And I feel as though that is an asset I should utilise more of. A friend, I mean.'

Yvraine laughed heartily with her. 'Don't sugarcoat it. For all my prowess I displayed last time you would destroy me.' She teased. 'And I agree. It's less of a matter of who would win, but how close could I push myself.'

'Lead the way!' Yvraine fell in beside Sylatha and accepted her arm. She smirked as she noted how much... wider and soft it had become.

'I can hardly wait!'

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'Sylatha, it's been too long! And I'm in need of a holiday!' Yvraine called as she vaulted out of her venom and onto the landing pad outside Sylatha's personal villa.

'You would not believe the terrible rumours surrounding me out there...' she trailed off as she saw her old ally and host.

'By Ynnead.' She smiled. 'You've certainly changed.'

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Yvraine couldn't help but laugh. 'Another time perhaps! Honestly I've been around enough death and pain on the battlefield lately, I was feeling drawn to your other specific tastes. After what better way to forget one's troubles is there than to lose yourself to indulgence for a while.'

'I couldn't have said it better myself.' She nodded. 'I'll do my best. And I do adore how eager you are to see me cared for you're an absolute dear Sylatha.'

'I'm no stranger to the power of feigned confidence!' Yvraine smiled. 'I think everyone who tries to walk the walk in Commoragh does.'

'It was quite fascinating watching you push your own boundries. I imagine if we were to try another eating contest I'd have no chance at all against you?' She smiled playfully.

'Oh I saw into your soul last time Sylatha, and what I saw was very memorable.' She teased. 'And that's a good question. I feel as though a massage could be in order. Then, well I might let you take charge of what and where our frivolities take us.'

@archite-sylatha

'Sylatha, it's been too long! And I'm in need of a holiday!' Yvraine called as she vaulted out of her venom and onto the landing pad outside Sylatha's personal villa.

'You would not believe the terrible rumours surrounding me out there...' she trailed off as she saw her old ally and host.

'By Ynnead.' She smiled. 'You've certainly changed.'

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'Few? None spring to my mind.' Yvraine smiled warmly. 'Some places do some aspects of pleasure better, but the lack of extreme torture based pleasures here is certainly an upside, and none cater to my tastes better.'

'And I fear Biel Tan and some of the Craftworlds are adding their influence to his campaign. Regardless you're right! But it doesn't change the problems those words cause.' She sighed.

'I thought you might.' Yvraine smirked, eyeing the Archite's rounded out frame. 'You wear it well, the pride yoy take in it works wonders as well.'

'I suppose it was inevitable, but would you have embraced it so readily?'

'Interesting.' Yvraine mused. 'I get the sense that when you say thinner you only mean somewhat thinner, but much fatter?'

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'Sylatha, it's been too long! And I'm in need of a holiday!' Yvraine called as she vaulted out of her venom and onto the landing pad outside Sylatha's personal villa.

'You would not believe the terrible rumours surrounding me out there...' she trailed off as she saw her old ally and host.

'By Ynnead.' She smiled. 'You've certainly changed.'

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Yvraine strolls past and glances at what P'oh is reading.

'Oh, that one is so tame. I nearly fell asleep. Mon'keigh, I mean Humans can be so bland at times.'

It is a quite day, do P'oh is indulging in her favourite hobby, reading Gul'vasa romance novels.

She is fascinated by just how many ways they can describe the simple things like a chest bouncing or sweat on the brow.... And the smut! The homeworlds have nothing like that, interracial sex? Taboo in the dominion of the T'au, even amoung the most deviant of scribes.

She reads on, her blue face flushing purple.

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The winds of fate have drawn me back to RPing Yvraine at a strange time.

I currently do not possess the new codex, but I've recently learned from a friend that they have changed Yvraine's lore so that now she's actively trying to push the 'we all have to kill ourselves for Ynnead' angle.

I think we can all agree that's not the best choice for the lore.

Rather than complain about it, I prefer to tweak what currently exists in the lore to make small fixes.

SO

A good friend once said to me that codexes and their lore are like in universe propaganda about how each race sees themselves. I like to think in most cases this is true. If not it's how Imperial Scholars see something like the Tyranids who don't exactly write down their thoughts and feelings.

In the Aeldari case however, why would the Propaganda turn against Yvraine so quickly, before she was this upstart who promised to change so much for the Aeldari, now she's a madwoman trying to get everyone to drink the kool aid at once.

Boring answer, that's the wishful thinking of Imperial Scholars who wouldn't mind at all if the Aeldar just all died at once. It could also go a long way towards explaining Wraithbone's retcon too since, you know, those Mon'keigh don't even know how toasters work.

But it's not the most interesting perspective I came up with. Not by a lot.

Because who stands to gain the most if Yvraine falls?

Slaneesh.

But Slaneesh can't influence the Aeldar, they just eat them so that led me to none other than the big hat himself.

Asdrubael Vect. Lord of Commoragh.

According to the Lelith Hesperax book by Mike Brooks (an enjoyable read in my honest opinion), Vect tries to sabotage and suplant Lelith and her Wych Cult as the greatest of their kind by raising up a rival and trying to get her to topple Lelith. To make things worse it's Lelith's old girlfriend basically.

Spoiler free, Lelith and her now no longer ex both walk away and Vect is shamed. Lelith may now walk freely between Commoragh and the Ynnari.

But Vect does not take slights.

He's been bested and tested by Yvraine and her forces, both directly and indirectly.

Her following grows and that is a direct threat to his rule. Because no one who has been a direct threat to him has ever... EVER gotten away with it and lived.

Now the Ynnari have multiple times.

So what's one of the most influential Aeldari to have ever lived to do?

Simple.

Character assassination.

Yvraine is reeling from some defeats, she's probably trying to reasses and keep her armies moving, working towards their goals.

So while they're not visibly making any progress what better time to start whispering about her intentions.

What if, you bring up the old pre Ynnari rumours about plans to awaken Ynnead.

It all fits. And why's it in the Craftworld codex?

It isn't.

It's in the unified Aeldari codex.

It's got Drukhari, Craftworlders, Harlequins, Corsairs AND Ynnari.

His influence is right there in the page, the second most common faction by datasheet is Drukhari (I haven't counted but at worst 3rd. Harlequins do have a lot of characters).

Does this solve GW's bad writing?

No.

However if I can bring some light and a perspective that makes it more fun, then this was all worth it.

Thank you for coming to my Tumblr-Talk.

Praise Ynnead, and don't drink the kool aid.

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'And it's so good to be back! I so really do need to let my hair down!' Yvraine replied joyfully.

'I suspect Vect, because Lelith bested him before returning to our ranks. Out.anouvred by our greatest warrior. So now he fights us with whispers rather than risking another confrontation.' Yvraine said with bile.

Yvraine glanced up and down Sylatha's engorged frame. She remembered this Archite being curvy on the edge of plump after they had spent a few weeks indulging. An indulgence that had brought Yvraine to the cusp of plumpness herself.

But the figure before her was more than twice the Archite she had left behind.

'You've turned to fat my dear Archite.' Yvraine smirked and winked back. 'I... wow. I never suspected you to go down this path quite so... totally. Look at you now!' She laughed.

'Tell me, how much did you pile on in expectation of my visit? Or are you just like this always now.' She teased before embracing Sylatha in a hug. 'It suits you.'

@archite-sylatha

'Sylatha, it's been too long! And I'm in need of a holiday!' Yvraine called as she vaulted out of her venom and onto the landing pad outside Sylatha's personal villa.

'You would not believe the terrible rumours surrounding me out there...' she trailed off as she saw her old ally and host.

'By Ynnead.' She smiled. 'You've certainly changed.'

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model team giveth, and lore team taketh away

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Weird.

Commoragh is kink central.

They're literally the children of the Aeldaro who kinked a god into existence and decided 'I don't want to stop, even if that thing is eating my soul... what if I do it MORE so someone else eats their soul.'

Oh wow, just blocked a bunch of Anons who are hating on me for saying Yvraine is a freak in the sheets.

Dude, my man/woman/it, she spent centuries in Cromoaggah, BDSM central. Girl is a sexual freak! If she could find one strong enough to support his weight, she would have Guilliman strapped up like a sexual pinata!

It is Canon Aeldari are freaks! Getting their freak on is how we got Slannesh! Asurian's suppress the shit out of those urges, but Drukhari are snorting coke of a male stripers ass before doing body shots off some big titty slave who is only alive because she has a nice rack.

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'Sylatha, it's been too long! And I'm in need of a holiday!' Yvraine called as she vaulted out of her venom and onto the landing pad outside Sylatha's personal villa.

'You would not believe the terrible rumours surrounding me out there...' she trailed off as she saw her old ally and host.

'By Ynnead.' She smiled. 'You've certainly changed.'

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I understand some fans' disappointment at Lelith's 9th edition mini. But also I can finally make this meme.

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Yvraine design by mossa

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Yvraine shows Guilliman her pussy

By spaceMAXmarine

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