void-mancer

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I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.

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It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad

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timelapse of an evolving lenticular cloud

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Me when I'm eepy

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Void eggs

void salt

void pepper

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I love it so much I could marry it

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Tehe *cast a spell that makes you feel more fear then your soul can make* and that's why you don't ask stupid questions like what the name of God is

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Imagine cutting yourself off from an entire field of magic (mockingly) "oh meh meh meh SleEp is FoR ThE wEEk " i am tired of wizards like you gatekeeping specific types of magic because it doesn't fit your perfect ideal of a wizard. Shame on you who has never dreamt of true ultimate power that comes from the forbidden nap time.

I JUST TOOK A 15 MINUTES NAP WHAT DO YOU MEEN ITS JUNE !?!?

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I JUST TOOK A 15 MINUTES NAP WHAT DO YOU MEEN ITS JUNE !?!?

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Any one know how to put yourself back together after acsedently eating a spirit bomb and not a wilo-wisp? Asking for a friend of couse...

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Me when I conduct my business

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Who's dumb idea was it to gender magic. Like, who cares if your a witch or a warlock eathir way your getting cursed

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I suppose I should probably rule over something but I mean, it's just so much work. Maby I can get a couple of apprentice to train in void magic and get them to be like- mabey a void council? Idk maby im just talking to the void here.

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@millennium-keyblade

Should I ?

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Should I ?

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Ngl I think I could take the grim reaper....