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did i do it right?
@the-goofiest-tour-guide @just-otter-thoughts <3
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hey tumblr
i disappeared for a hot minute but uhhh i’m sorta ish back!! and i have a very important question
I’m being Big Naturals Gandalf for my next drag show.
What songs should I do? I’m thinking Milkshake by Kelis but I don’t have many ideas beyond that.
(tagging @the-goofiest-tour-guide @araccoonthatlikesmurder cause i lost all my mutuals and they’re all i remember)
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hey tumblr
i disappeared for a hot minute but uhhh i’m sorta ish back!! and i have a very important question
I’m being Big Naturals Gandalf for my next drag show.
What songs should I do? I’m thinking Milkshake by Kelis but I don’t have many ideas beyond that.
(tagging @the-goofiest-tour-guide @araccoonthatlikesmurder cause i lost all my mutuals and they’re all i remember)
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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.
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Oh waiter, waiter! more twink meows for the table please.
Begrudgingly meows into the mic several hundred more times…
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do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
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Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident
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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think
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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
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