#big naturals gandalf

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[herbgerblin]

fuck it. ralph bakshi gandalf big naturals

ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.

[hellsite-hungergames]

[queer-wizard-dad]

I would like to add that as a Tolkien scholar, I fully support Big Naturals Gandalf, because as an incarnated Maia spirit he was in fact able to take whatever earthly form he chose.

In this essay I will explain how under the tutelage of Nienna the Vala, the Weeping Lady of Valinor, he

[clash-of-the-wizards]

IMPORTANT DEMOCRACY TEST VOTE THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY IMPORTANT

Because I KNOW it's going to be close.

These two are leading the polls right now, and I can only include one! So! Here's the defining showdown before results have to come out!

[overworkedunderwhelmed]

When will we get the inevitable post of some future young tumblrina sitting down to see Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time... only to become very confused about what exactly happened to Gandalf’s big naturals.

[superbeans89]

[jettison-my-gift]

Tumblr certainly is an unique experience. it doesn’t matter why you’re on this site or who you follow, eventually you’re going to see an image of Gandalf with giant fucking tits.

And I think that fundamentally changes you, as a person. And changes how you interact with the world around you. It’s certainly changed how I interact with Gandalf. Like I’ll be reading The Hobbit, and I’ll be all;

“I assume Gandalf has his big naturals out in this scenario”

And that’s a gift only Tumblr can give.

[kit-kat-bard]

[hellsite-hungergames]

[wolvesbaneandbuttercups]

Gandalf big naturals has breached containment

[clash-of-the-wizards]

ANNOUNCEMENT

BIG NATURALS GANDALF WILL BE TAKING THE SPOT OF GANDALF THE GREY IN THE FINAL BRACKET

YOU HAVE 11 HOURS TO SUBMIT YOUR FINAL WIZARDS

[raineydazed]

Pondering those orbs…