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Alr y’all I’m gonna be honest. I need money. I can’t even buy dubia roaches my geckos have been eating only mealworms for months. I’m so glad I have a mealworm colony set up because if I didn’t my geckos would potentially have nothing to eat. Chat are we fucked
-Kronos
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1. We aren’t gonna cohab the geckos because Amber has been displaying some food aggression
2. I made Donald Trump from memory out of fondant with only my bare fingers. I might feed him to our isopods
-Betrayal and Genesis

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We have the tank, next step is plexiglass and silicone.
Measured in inches
Bottom: 46 1/4 by 18 1/2
Front: 46 1/4 by 5 1/2
Sides: 22 by 9
Barrier: 22 by 5 1/2 (this piece must be thicker)
Augh I NEED to be working on this tank rip me no plexiglass
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Loni what?? -Genesis
I want to get mpreged
-Loni
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I want to get mpreged
-Loni
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Hands tired of tearing leaves. Paper shredder found ineffective, testing the blender. -Splinter
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Genesis here, I’m going to be making a 120 gallon bio active setup for two (Female!) Leopard geckos. I’m also trying to do it as cheaply and correctly as possible: Built to last and be a healthy and stimulating environment with plenty of hiding places and basking spots to prevent conflict.
Some things I’m currently doing: Collecting (mostly poplar and oak) leaves and stripping the main vein out of them, crumbling and boiling them for use in soil
Collecting “pretty” leaves, magnolia pods, gumball pods, shells, and stones to bake to sterilize, which will go on the top (be careful, some rocks can break or explode in the oven! Sometimes it’s better to just scrub them.)
Contacting friends on discord to collect moss, lava rock, and driftwood for the water feature
Getting my friends to collect moss, wash it, and quarantine it indoors for later addition to my terrarium
Asking people for scrap cardboard, tape, and foam for planning layouts
Stealing small cuttings of plants from Walmart to propagate
The tank will probably be arriving tomorrow.
Gonna need a name for the project so I can tag it!
The completed setup will include American Magic Potion isopods, Panda King isopods, springtails obviously, a variety of plants and moss, and cherry shrimp in a water feature at one end, or at least, that’s the plan!
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Me rn. Holding Bill Cipher by the armpits like a cat and spinning him around. -Genesis
do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodle)
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We were in the BATH and did not need to be interrupted for you to make a shitpost.
-Mercury
Also shut up Mars don't laugh. You're better than that
Mercury: I don't deserve you.
Mars: I know. But I like you anyway.
#Mercury#Mars#the stanley parable#the stanley parafell#the narrator#tsp stanley#im gonna find someway to bully Genesis back for this. its too funny to me to be mad about but gen if youre reading this no its not#-Mercury
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To be clear this is a post quoting our Parafell fictives I am not shipping The Gods
-Genesis
Mercury: I don't deserve you.
Mars: I know. But I like you anyway.
#Mercury#Mars#the stanley parable#the stanley parafell#the narrator#tsp stanley#i thought it was cute#i didnt mean to imply the planets being gay and in love but its complicated
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Mercury: I don't deserve you.
Mars: I know. But I like you anyway.
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An older sketch of the both of us.
-Memory

My darling Prototype. My creation, and my art. -Memory
#memory tag your shit#memory#prototype#the stanley parable#the narrator#tsp stanley#I had to go back and edit this -Genesis#he didn’t tag it
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My darling Prototype. My creation, and my art. -Memory
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Notice to idiots (Line.)
Please try to make comprehensible posts.
-Dolor
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LINE HERe LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF OUR DOG.
Anyways I'm gonna go raid the fridge idk how Tumblr works bye
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