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Four days at the cottage with extended family while still technically working 9 to 5 from "home" 馃珷
#my kingdom for a desk#ive been alternating squatting on the ground with the laptop on the bed#and sitting on the bed cross legged ruining my back#anyone got better suggestions?#there is NO desk or chair in this bedroom fyi
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wouldn't it be awesome if you stopped using fatness as a visual shorthand for ineptitude/cruelty/greed/selfishness today
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the penguin logo on angela carter鈥檚 books (heroes and villains, saints and strangers, fireworks, the bloody chamber)
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I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out
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Mother nature, the basket weaver.Wind blown blades of dry grass are trapped in a wire fence, creating what looks like a massive art piece or weaving.
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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Taskmaster 19x07 | Glass Half Most
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thought of this in the shower and couldnt do anything else until i made this
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fiercely fighting the demons that tell me to write Deltora Quest fanfic--of all things, why is a 90s australian kids fantasy series suddenly gripping my heart and soul??? why??
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For whatever good it might do, I want to tell you guys that someone I know in my IRL community is raising funds for their 6-part docuseries. They're a fantastic artist and even a few dollars would help make this project come true. Please consider crowdfunding!!
LINK TO FUNDRAISER馃毃
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went on a nostalgic kick and re-read the Deltora Quest series that i remember from elementary school (basic summary: it's a kid-level medieval fantasy quest series with a monster-of-the-week set up). The problem with revisiting 90s childhood classics through an adult lens is that suddenly you realise that the random side character is like. capital H HOT.
Like what do you mean Doom of the Hills is a tall, fierce, dark-haired man with a jagged scar on one cheek?? and he has trauma-induced amnesia from being enslaved by evil forces?? and he has this bizarre warm/cold paternalistic relationship with an absolute twink (the twink turns out to be evil)?? Emily Rodda your mind
#books#deltora quest#listen having finished the series#i think doom and the evil twink should have weird psychosexual games in the resistance stronghold#i think the evil twink should awkwardly try to seduce him to blind him to the fact that the evil twink is a shapeshifting human impersonato#i think there should be a lot of weird identity stuff going on and also some dubcon#and then this all gets dredged up between doom and leif after the series ends#and leif is trying to put the moves on doom and doom is very traumatized about it#and also more weird stuff should happen with the belt because having a belt that's like the literal symbol of your kingdom#clasped around your waist#is just asking for some crazy medieval fantasy sexy action#oh man im getting nostalgic again but this time for merlin bbc
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"The Real Capello", new Secret Knots comic.
Or is this just another way of telling you about The Duke in Shadows?
This comic is possible thanks to the support of kind patrons.
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guys im sooo tired today just drove 2 hours to another city and back to get that marriage license (not a real marriage certificate, just the proof that we applied and that we've been ok-ed for a city hall ceremony) but anyways i didn't take the day off work so it's been a day of taking calls in the car and in tim hortons and in a shwarma restaurant bleughhhhh 馃珷
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I've never been more furious at an accented character than when I'm reading how the New Yorker writes re毛lected
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time to find that david hockney interview on Rembrandt's brush paintings:
ugh so good
(link to the guardian)

Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.
Circa 1640, sketch
British Museum, London
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