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My new printer is too powerful for this world. Im unstoppable

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this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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I'd like to imagine the Doctor running into Donna later in life and still fearing she'll recognise him, before realising he's regenerated a bunch........ And then she recognises him because he's wearing the face of someone SHE helped save 💀

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I was thinking about my Doctor Who Au and i thought something like “imagine 12th with a metacrisis little child” idk.

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For my Doctor Who AU that i will never write (Donna never met the Doctor, she was saved by Torchwood, she was never de-Atron’d and she had a little time baby: Bill)

Setting: 12th and Missy reading Bill’s approssimative medical scan after Bill got seriously wounded

It reads Half-Gallifreyan

Missy: oh you dog

12th: No no no absolutely not.

Missy: you scoundrel, taking advantage of- oooh wait, maybe it was me. I call dibs. It was me. Im the daddy.

12th: no! Stop it! Nobody is the daddy. Gallifreyan biology doesn’t- you cant call dibs on humans!

Missy: Oh cut it grandpa you do it all the time… alright. we can flip for it.

12th: We would’ve felt it. Temporal resonance cannot be faked. And im not flipping for Bill’s paternity gimme that coin.

Missy *pulling out another coin and flipping twice because she didn’t like the first result* : mustn’t have happened yet. Our little cosmic paradox ready to destroy the universe… oh they grow so fast- lets tell Donna.

12th: LETS NOT. AND STOP WITH THAT COIN. DO NOT TELL DONNA

Missy: that’s rude, im trying to be a good citizen- a polite one. DONNA! DONNA! IM GONNA IMPREGNATE YOU~

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"What's your favourite horror movie?"

Oh idk maybe the look of realization in Charles' eyes when Erik pulls out the coin and Charles knows his Erik is gone

And maybe then the silent begging in his eyes when he realizes he's going to indure probably the most pain in his life ever, when he realizes he's going to feel Shaw dying

And maybe then the way he prepares himself for the pain because he knows he can't risk Erik getting hurt by letting go of Shaws mind and he knows Erik won't stop

This whole scene is my favourite horror movie.

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just had to highlight this particular part of the Capaldi DW bluray boxset cos this was such a great photoshoot for Twelve

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Actually one of Clara’s most insane moments is when the Doctor thinks he’s going to die in Before The Flood and she freaks the fuck out and is like “NOT WITH ME! DIE WITH WHOEVER COMES AFTER ME. YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME.” Like what was that??! Girl you are not okay

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How am I only just learning this!?

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This is how the episode went right?

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Rogue (Doctor Who, 2024) + Text Posts (1/?)

The Balcony Scene

Bonus:

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Omg this is even better

Oooh i always thought River met 10th a couple times but maybe she met 14th???

Imagine the chaos.

River laughing about some adventure that happened w who she thinks was 10th so in the Doctor’s past but 11th being all “uuh that never happened” and both being SO CONFUSED.

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i love the doctor and graham old man bonding moments

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you know me. i’m weak for pathetic men doomed by the narrative.

depression? poetic. alcoholism? tragic. love for weird blue chickens? cinema. hating the world but loving me? peak romance.

I was ready to go steady with this man. I was ready to open my home to filth and can beers because oh darling i had no plan to fix that man i only wanted to fuck him and have a lovely disaster life together.

we stared into the abyss. you sobbed into my shirt, begged me to save you. we shared the deepest, most unexpected, most romantic, most achingly sweet moment of my life, side by side under the stars.

you let me watch you cuddle your blue chickens

you made our first kiss happen at your fav team g a m e.

no.

fuckin.

way.

Im sick. Im out. I need to lie down.

rot in hell Shane, i dont deserve this shit.

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Guess who’s been rewatching Dr Who again