vowelremover

[vowelremover]

btfl m dr ths thnk y

hvnt lkd t tmblr n mnths lts f nw ppl xpct mr psts sn fl fr t snd sm my w

[vowelremover]

t's m 1 yr nnvrsr n Tmblr

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hvnt lkd t tmblr n mnths lts f nw ppl xpct mr psts sn fl fr t snd sm my w

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'm gnn b mssv nrd nd pnt t tht ths wn't wrk. t vlts svrl rls:

Th Dth Nt cn nl prt wthn 23-dy wndw (n th hmn clndr).

Y cnnt st dth dt lngr thn th vctm's rginl lfspn. vn f th vctm's dth s ntrd n th Dth Nt, f t s bnd thr rgnl lfspn, th vctm wll d bfr th st tm.

Th hmn (s n pts) whs nm ("bst frnd", "mm", tc, rn't nms) s wrtten n ths nt shll d.

Nn f ths mttrs fr th sk f ths whlsm jk, bt m nrd brn wldn't lt m lt t slde.

[vowelremover]

ts n hnr t mk th lst m ddnt knw y xstd @the-disemvoweler bt ts gd t s nthr vwl htr t n th wld

vwls blw

its an honor to make the list I didnt know you existed {not retagging} but its good to see another vowel hater out in the wild

Welcome to Similar Blog Showdown!!

With so many different blogs out there, it's inevitable that 2(or more) will have similar/the same gimmicks. But, who does it better?

That's what we're here to find out! I'll be posting a poll once a week comparing a group of similar blogs. The winner will be the "real one" and the others will be deemed the copies/clones.

Not sure when I'll be starting this, but I've had this idea for a while now.

Poll suggestions still welcome, but will no longer be added to this post.

Planned polls (in no specific order):

@how-many-letters vs. @alphabetcompletionist

@colortracker vs. @rainbow--completionist vs. @hemo-rainbow-completionist vs. @rgbcolorcounter

@counter-of-vowels vs. @voweltally

@carbon-monoxide-detector vs. @carbonmonoxide-detector

@oedcompletionist vs. @i-count-words-in-posts

@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible

@the-disemconsonanter vs. @the-cosonant-killer

@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist

@advancement-made vs. @achivement-unlocked vs. @pointless-achievements vs. @pointmore-achievements vs. @pointed-achievements

@isthisagun vs. @identifying-guns-in-posts vs. @i-identify-guns-in-posts

@theshitpostcalligrapher vs. @theworseshitpostcalligrapher

@hashbang-mods vs. @exclamodder

@bitchlessslenderman vs. @bitchless-slenderman

@gimmickbloghunterhunter vs. @gimmickbloghunter-hunter

@facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-counter-facts-i-just-mad vs. @lies-i-just-made-up vs. @fakefactchecking

@identifying-cars-in-posts vs. @identifying-cars-in-posts-poorly vs. @identifying-cars-in-art

gimmickbloghunter vs. @gimmick-blog-predator

@icompilegimmickblogs vs. @gimmickblog-taxonomist vs. @gimmickblogcatalogue

@rat-detector vs. @certifiedratposts

@i-say-ok vs. @i-hesitantly-say-ok vs. @i-say-not-ok

@truly-jcjenson vs. @femboy-truly-jcjenson vs. @totally-scjohnson

@the-real-google vs. @femboy-googl vs. @femboy-the-real-google

@totally-bing vs. @femboy-totally-bing

@apple-unofficial vs. @femboy-apple-unofficial

@the-real-gmail vs. @gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail

@google-news-official vs. @femboy-google-news-official

@official-denmark vs. @denmark-official vs. @denmark-forreal vs. @denmarklandia-official vs. @actually-danish-denmark

@non-tyrannical-usa vs. @official-the-united-states

@the-disemvoweler vs. @vowelremover

[vowelremover]

My thr grlfrnd. nd ys, th smk wd.

d thy smk wd?

s, ctlly.

y mn sh snt jst smkng cgrtt? bt wd cgrtt?

t’s clld bnt…. Nt wd cgrtt… nd s, t s wd bnt. Thy ll smk wd bnts bfr w kss. (Thy r m grlfrnds,)

Th dn’t lk lk thy smk wd.

Fck Y. Fck . Fck Y. Fck . Fck . Fck Y. Fck . Fck Y. Fck . Fck Y. Fck . Fck Y. ’m s ngr y r s lck m thr wd smrkng grlfrnds r rbbng m shldrs t clm m dwn ’m s md.

Yr “wd smkng grlfrnd” hs Hllo Ktt ttt n hr bll. Th n n th mddl.

m prntd t pht f yr vtr nd tpd t t m pnchng bg tht m pnch nd m mttr r RL wth vry strng pnch m pnch y twrp…. Dn’t vr Tlk bt Blz r th wckd Tt(ttt) I drw n hr vr gn m Dn’t wnn s y stndng tsd m hm t 3 m hldng yr wrd drppng brwn bgs vr gn k lv s ln ths s th FNL FCKNG WRNNG 

Wll tht scltd qckl……

Wht, ws tht? Hmm? Cm gn. *Blz grbs m shldr* Cm n Jr, thy rn’t wrth t, pls. * m jrk m shldr shkng hr hnd ff* N! N!!! *strts t jst pmml y wth m bg fckng fsts. Wth ch blw m lt t frs yll. Th blws cm qckr nd hrdr nd th yll gt ldr. ’m yllig s ld nd nw ’m crng. BRKNG PNT. Th wk ws hrd nd m cn’t tk nymr. ’m pnng sbbng t ths pnt whl yu bld grgl. ll thr f m grlfrnds stuggl t pll m ff nd thy fnll sccd nd ld m wy frm th g ple tht s nw yr bd*

hh h m gd

wh vn s ths dd? smn nds sm ngr mngmnt clsss.

lv hw h kps rmndng s tht “M HV THR GRLFRNDS”, “THY LL KSS M”, nd “TH SMKE WD HRRP DRR”.

nd lt’s nt frgt th “Blz” nd hr “wckd tt”, r tht h dsn’t “wnn s y stndng tsd [hs] hm t 3 m hldng r wrd drppng brwn bgs vr gn”, nd tht ths s “th FNL FCKNG WRNNG”.

“th g ple tht s nw yr bd”

’m dng vr hr, jss

pls, Jry, cm chllng m t bt f ntrnt wttcssms; m promise, it’ll be fun.

*shts y dd* Hh, dt… *lvs wth m thr wd smrkng grlfrnds t g hld hnds nd kss.*

ths dd plyn mg 

Cm gn? *Th br flls slnt. N n drs t mk snd, s y hv jst sd vry pr chc f wrds t vry dngrs tm. m rmn slmpd vr th br, nt lkng bck t y. n hnd lmpl hldng n lmst mpt bttl, th thr hnd crdlng m hd. m rpt th qstn, ths tm ldr.* Cm gn?! *Y cn hr m slr th wrds, th sntne snds lke rl strggl fr m t gt t. ’m clrl ntxctd. bd f swt rlls dwn yr fc s y rlz mght hv jst fckd p n vr mjr w. vrn ls n th br s prtndng t nt ntc wht s gng n. Th brtndr dl wshs mg wth clth. Hs s r clsd nd h’s mttrng smthng t hmslf. hndfl f ppl hrrdl lv. n prsn lks bck t y, lk f srrw n thr fc. Th lmst s smthng, bt shk thr hd nd cst thr s dwn t th flr, nd lv. Bt nt. Y stnd, ptrfd. qck lk t m rvls ’m sill t th br. Y lk t th xt, thr’s stll tm. Bt thr’s nt, thr’s nt, thr’s nt. Yr ft ws sld th mmnt pnd yr mth.* Mthr fck.. wht dd y s?! *m slwl rs frm m stl nd bng t lmbr vr t.

M lk ms. M hr s nkmpt, m hvn’t shvd n wht lks lk mnths, thr r drk hv bgs ndr m ys, m shrt s stnd nd hs hls n t, nd ’m mssng sh. Bt th mn thng y ntc s th gn tckd nt m jns, nd m mssv mscl rms tht lk lk th wr md fr pnchng. Y knw tht sng bt th bts tht wr md fr wlkng? h, t’s lk tht nl nstd f bts t’s m mscls nd nstd f wlkng t’s pnchng.s m drnknl swy vr t y, thnk f r fml… Wll thy mrn y, r wll th tr nd frgt ths bltch f stpdt, tht thr chld nsltd th J pblcl, vr hppnd t thr fml? Yr thghts r ct shrt s m nw stnd fc t fc wth y. m grb r fc nd pll y vn clsr.* Pln?! Thr ws nthng plng… n plyng y fck. N plng… t ws rl.. th rlst thng ’v vr knw.. flt… Lv. m lvd thm… Blz…. Chs-Chs… Fnk… m lvd ll thr f m… bt th…*M fc s wt wth trs nd ’m blnkng cnstntl n vn t hld thm bck.* Th lft m… lft… *lmst nstntl th sdnss lvs m fc nd s rplcd wth pr ngr.* Pln? Pln?! *My hnd lvs r fc nd strts t hd t wht y thnk s th gn. cls yr s nd s Gd lkng t y, shrggng. ‘Pft, y brght ths pn rslf dd.’ H sys s h wvs hs hnds t y dsmssvl. Bt nstd f th gn, my hnds grb yrs. Yr ys jlt pn nd th ngr s gn frm m fc. Thr s nl sdnss.* Lft m… * m fll t th flr nd sb.* Ww, grw p. *Y s bfr lv th br bt r ht lmst mmdtl frm cr nd r klld pn mpct.*

Hpp 420

'd d ths f ths pst wsn't fckng ml lng (but I did and was it worth it I dont really know)

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[vowelremover]

I dont know why but l and sometimes s feel like vowels l feels like the forgotten vowel and s fits the same catagory as y

[vowelremover]

W'r n Tmblr. f crs w crt pntlss gmmck blgs.

W'r n Tmblr. f crs w stck jpgs nt thr jpgs

W’r n Tmblr. f crs ’m gnn rblg t th wrng blg.

W'r n Tmblr. f crs 'm gng t scrm nt th vd bt hw shtt Chrmbks r.

W'r n Tmblr. f crs r gmmcks wll b mr pplr thn ll f r thr blgs cmbnd.

W n Tmblr. f crs w... mprsnt cptlst crprtns bcs w wnt t nny ch thr. 

W'r n Tmblr, f cr w ply wth psts lke sck pppts

w'r n [tmblr], f crs w gt mr scl nxt tlkng t blgs w fnd cl thn w d wth ctl ppl

w'r nt n {tmblr} srr gys

We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

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m m nt th prsn wh i rprtng gmmck blgs

m hv hrd tht ccstn nc s jst n cs

I am not the person who is reporting gimmick blogs

I have heard that accusation once so just in case

[vowelremover]

ww ts prty tm (brthd dtn)

Happy Birthday!

wow its party time (birthday edition)

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brng bck tmblr sk cltr lt m. bthr yu wth qstns nd sttmnts

rblg t lt ppl knw t's k t bthr u wth qstns nd sttmnts

I keep wanting to but then I remember I actually have to write it out and decide im too annoying

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[vowelremover]

Mk s m knw thr’s lng tm btwn nw nd Hllwn nd m my b gng thrgh Lrx phs bt

F THS PST GTS 10K NTS B HLLWN M WLL G S TH LRX

Hve fn

dt: btw yu dfntl wll gt pctrs dn’t wrr

Wll dn vrn

(just boosting for moral support and as a reminder to check it out when its Halloween (also next year 20k for the onceler sorry its Tumblr I had to bring that up))

Mk so I know there’s along time between now and Halloween and I may be going through a Lorax phase but

IF THIS POST GETS 10K NOTES BY HALLOWEEN I WILL GO AS THE LORAX

Have fun

Edit: btw you definitely will get pictures don’t worry

Well done everyone

[vowelremover]

FLK M STCK N TH WWRK LFT

H! "Flk" s gndrd trm, ples cnsdr sng smthng nutrl, lk "flx"

FLX M STCK N TH WWRK LFT

H! "Flx" s cnsdrd n nncssry d-gndr f smthng tht s lrdy ntrl. Tr sng "flks" nstd

FLKS M STCK N TH WWRK LFT

H! "Flks" s cnsdrd n

(I may or may not quote this daily)

FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT

Hi! "Folks" is a gendered term, please consider using something neutral, like "folx"

FOLX IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT

Hi! "Folx" is considered an unnecessary de-gender of something that is already neutral. Try using "folks" instead

FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT

Hi! "Folks" is considered an

[vowelremover]

Hg fn f whn my spch pttens rb ff n ppl nj whn th hppns

NVRMND MY GRNDM JST SD SKLL SS

(you say that's like its a bad thing)

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[vowelremover]

nthr 3 thng m crs bt, hw d yll dcd f smthng s gd ngh t rd? sull m fllw rl f 1 kds fr vey 10 hts. n bcs t’s sy mth nd tw t’s t t fl m. Thghts? D y jst g fr t nd pry t’s gd?

(pretty much just a guess based off the title/description and back out if you dont like it)

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

[vowelremover]

Kll m nc, ehm n y

All m twc, hw dd dd tht

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

[vowelremover]

Done (ignore the fact that its been 4 months)

Obviously T is your favorite letter but what's your least favorite? Also any tips or recommendations for starting a gimmick blog?

TleastT Tfavorite?T TgottaT TbeT To.T TtooT Tround.T TuntrustworthyT.

//and I don't have any tips other than find a cool idea and go for it. make that blog. destroy your life. I probably should have tips because I do run a shit ton of gimmick blogs (even if I'm not active ever)