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Julia Louis-Dreyfus — Settles Your Petty Disputes by Vanity Fair
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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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come on read the room shinso, we wanna go home
#you did fine buddy#keep working on that scarf routine#i have to be nice to shinso in the tags or my roomate will get mad at me#my hero academia#hitoshi shinsou#all might's new quirk is catching strays#mha#bnha
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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.
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"Level me up."
"But Ashen One, you have-"
"Level me up."
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mahomes going with the low INT build, interesting
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geordi has befriended some kind of alien creature
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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted
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