vulcandyke

[vulcandyke]

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

[vulcandyke]

get up in the evening and i ain’t got nothing to say i come home in the morning i go to bed feeling the same way i ain’t nothing but tired man i’m just tired and bored with myself hey there baby i could use just a little help you can’t start a fire you can’t start a fire without a spark this gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark messages keep getting clearer radio's on and i’m moving round the place i check my look in the mirror i wanna change my clothes my hair my face man i ain't getting nowhere i’m just living in a dump like this there's something happening somewhere baby i just know that there is you can’t start a fire you can’t start a fire without a spark this gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark you sit around getting older there's a joke here somewhere and it's on me i’ll shake this world off my shoulders come on baby the laugh's on me stay on the streets of this town and they'll be carving you up all right they say you gotta stay hungry hey baby i’m just about starving tonight i’m dying for some action i’m sick of sitting round here trying to write this book i need a love reaction come on now baby gimme just one look you can't start a fire sitting round crying over a broken heart this gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark you can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart this gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark

[vulcandyke]

I'm Paris Hilton and BJ Hunnicutt is my purse dog

[vulcandyke]

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

[vulcandyke]

never stop making fledglings! this one could finally be the one. project your deep-rooted insecurities onto them - fill them with your poison. mold them in your image. keep the cycle alive! never stop.

[vulcandyke]

Interview with the Vampire 2.03 No Pain

[vulcandyke]

apparently ive earned a reputation as some sort of workplace cryptid. im the closing manager but i had to open today and several people were immediately worried. like i walked in and one of my cashiers was like "um what's going on? is everything okay?" i was confused and she goes "it's morning. what happened? why are you here this early?" and then two people separately referred to me as a vampire and asked if i was allowed to be there in the morning. what the fuck

[vulcandyke]

Ew i opened my heart and something crawled inside

[vulcandyke]

love lying in job applications. Like. What the hell, sure. I am suited to fastpaced high pressure environments. No i will not kill anyone if i get even a little stressed out

[vulcandyke]

when they’re naming tv shows the number one priority should be is it easily searchable on tumblr.com

[vulcandyke]

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

[vulcandyke]

Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

[vulcandyke]

in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to

[vulcandyke]

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

[vulcandyke]

they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

[vulcandyke]

applied for a job as an administrative assistant at a machine shop......already daydreaming of a hot blue collar lesbian workplace romance

[vulcandyke]

call me garfield the way i lez on yah