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     "Uh, well, the Ice Kingdom's, that way," she replies, pointing to the left, as if that were any help. Though she hardly expects anyone to not know they're in Ooo. It's like --- basic knowledge.

     ”Wɧý η◊ I Þ◊η’⊥ bÈĻÎÈ√È I ɧª√È…I’ĻĻ ɧª√È ⊥◊ Ļ◊◊Κ Îη ⊥◊ мÈÈ⊥Îη૬ ⊥ɧÈм ◊ηÈ Þªý.”

{ ♦ — Jack hissed playfully, a look of mild surprise on his face. As his attention wandered away from the Queen he began to wonder where exactly he was. He didn’t recognize his surroundings as anywhere he’d traveled before… }

                                  “I Þ◊η’⊥ ⊥ɧÎηΚ I’√È bÈÈη ɧÈrÈ bÈF◊rÈ. WɧÈrÈ Èת¢⊥Ļý ªм I?”

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     "Oh, y'know, normal vampire stuff. Nothin' too special. Cute sweater."

    “So can you do other things or…Not that flying isn’t awesome in itself,that’s really awesome. I can barely even reach my top cabinet.”  

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     "So is there anything, y'know, red in this forest? Kinda got a craving."

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The huntress just stared at the vampire girl with an unamused expression. “Quite…”

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          "I'm not a poacher," she retorts, smirking. "But I am charming."

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“Ohhh… what delight, more charming poachers.” Huntress quipped, her voice dripped with sarcasm, “That’s exactly what my forest needs.”

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                  "Cosmic omnipresence, huh? You ever met the Cosmic Owl?"

     [ Honestly; there are far stranger things in the Land of Ooo. Cosmic entities are the norm, really; be it owls or monochrome clowns, as this case may be. She supposes the Lich could be considered one; but the dude's just listed under total jerk in her mind. ]

                    “D’◊◊◊◊ɧ ¢◊мÈ ◊η, È√Èrý◊ηÈ ηÈÈÞ ◊ηÈ ªηÞ I ɧªǷǷÈη ⊥◊ bÈ ª ¢Èr⊥ÎFÎÈÞ È×ǷÈr⊥ ª⊥ bÈÎη૬ ª bÈS⊥ FrÎÈηÞ F◊r ĻÎFÈ!”

{ ♦ — The clown cooed hoarsely ignoring the lack of reaction from the girl—er Vampire Queen—thing…. }

    “Oɧ мý, ª ƍµÈÈη? H◊w ÞÈĻÎ૬ɧ⊥FµĻ. I’м м◊rÈ ◊F ª ¢◊Sм΢ªĻ ◊мηÎǷrÈSÈη¢È”

{ ♦ — He explains, clawed appendages waving about the air coolly as if it was nothing—Through all of his actions he did not attempt to hide the more sinister air to them. Simply him being was insanely eerie and not only did he not care but he enjoyed the reactions. But this girl seemed to be different, and he liked different. }

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     "Thank you."

A loud gasp emits from her mouth.

"Oh my God that’s cool!"

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Source

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Credit: KH

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OKAY i guess i’ll finally share this. This huge and amazing comic panel commission of bunny dude is courtesy of cate! support them here if you can

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     "Well ---- " She floats a few feet into the air, grinning. "I can fly."

Coo,I got that right. "So Miss…Goth Chick,what exactly makes you so cool besides the yanno…cool clothes n’ stuff."

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     "I don't need a friend for life."

     [ She's relatively unimpressed, at the moment. And the sinister giggling isn't doing anything to scare her. ]

     "I'm Marceline. Undead. Vampire Queen. Half demon."

     [ Will totally fuck you up if you try anything, Mr Monochrome. Be careful, because she's definitely not above drinking blood.  ]

“Oɧ ɧ◊w rµÞÈ ◊F мÈ, I’м Lªµ૬ɧÎη૬ Jª¢Κ. A ¢◊Sм΢ Èη⊥Î⊥ý ɧÈrÈ ⊥◊ ǷĻªý ªηÞ bÈ ª FrÎÈηÞ F◊r ĻÎFÈ!”

A tad ironic seeing as your life won't be continuing much longer now that I'm here.

{ ♦ — He thought to himself, a smirk plastered on to his lips and his bleached pale moons locked their gaze on the girl as he narrowed his gaze. }

“—AηÞ, wɧ◊ мÎ૬ɧ⊥ I ªSΚ ªrÈ ý◊µ?”

{ ♦ — The clown asked, a sinister giggle sprinkled throughout his statement. }

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What time is it? | via Tumblr en We Heart It.

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the creepiest moment in television history

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     "Yeah."

" Oooooookay….You’re talking about yourself,right?"

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     "THAT'S NOT THE POINT, DAD, YOU ---- "

     "Ugh, whatever. Just forget it. I have stuff to do."

"MARCELINE FOR GROD’S SAKE I COULD JUST TAKE YOU OUT FOR SOME I MEAN IT’S NOT THAT HARD. COME ON BABY, THINK LOGICALLY NOW.

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