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i dyed my hair back to brown and bleached my bangs

[waitforcaiti]

hi! hello! hello hi!! my old blog got DELETED because tumblr is MEAN. i wonder if you remember me! “how could one forget such a character?” iunno! let’s see if one can , or cannot!! :=

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY SUPERPOWER, any one in the WORLD,,, what would you pick? me personally, I’d pick to talk to animals. i want to know what the bugs are saying about us! OH! and and but but a second placer for sure would be bringing things back from the dead . only if a pet cemetery wouldn’t happen, i guess , though? but how would i know my powers of revitalization are safe unless I use them? AHH! it’s a hard question when you start to think about the what ifs. like, who’s giving us the powers? is this magic genie style? is some super power giving superhero guy recruiting us like the military and we get to pick? whoever is giving you your powers changes everything, caiti! EVERYTHING!!! >:=

oh oh oh! what’s your favorite flavor of gum! personally i like spearmint, or anything mint flavored. overly sweet flavors are just bleh to me, just bleh!! though i LIKE sweets, so by rights I should like gum, right? it’s weird and dumb that i DONT like sweet gum! </3

what’s ONE MOVIE that you LOVE but everybody you show it to seems to hate? I don’t show my favorite movies to ANYBODY so I haven’t had a experience I can relate back to this for once x=

- the ants come marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah! 🐜🐜🐜🐜

tobs! i was wondering where you went:).

i think i'd choose to be invisible. i dont think it'd be much different, to be honest. it's the closest i'll get to not existing. i'd only like it if i could go back to normal though. i think talking to animals could be fun, but i think it would be too loud for me.

gum though, absolutely mint. i practically live off mint gum. my trap's made it hard to eat and i chew the skin off my lip, so i chew gum constantly and the mint helps with any... urges.

movie wise, hm. contrary to my pessimistic personality, i really do love romance movies. i love the notebook, but everyone i've met doesn't like it:(. i also like the rugrats movie but thats because when i was in the hospital after my trap, that was the only movie they played. it's kinda nostalgic, i suppose?

anyways, it's good to have you back. i missed you<3.

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Need that right now

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good lord. i'll be there in 10. i'll get food for you and get you cleaned up and call your girlfriend.

hi virgy.

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hello caiti, i think god hates me

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in your arms? jesus christ. just stay there. i'll come drive and get you and you can crash at mine for a little.

hi virgy.

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hello caiti, i think god hates me

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sorry, he what? holy shit are you okay?

hi virgy.

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hello caiti, i think god hates me

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why's that? that's a pretty bold assumption, my friend.

hi virgy.

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hello caiti, i think god hates me

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i think i want kids. this is a jarring thought.

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This is barely an exaggeration of where diet culture is rn on social media

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good morning new jersey i'm gonna smoke a blunt and kill myself and kiss my pathetic malewife boyfriend

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You just don't love me and I just don't care

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's alright, thank you tobs. he's trying to get me to pay extra now, so i'll just pick up a couple extra shifts. don't really wanna leave matt alone but if it means us not moving and him not having to pick up a job outside of writing, whatever. i don't think i'm gonna tell him.

anyways, we haven't talked in a bit, how have you been (:?

apparently my landlord wasn't aware my boyfriend was living with me and now he's threatening to evict me? what the fuck! i still have a YEAR of lease!! i'm gonna fucking kill myself.

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apparently my landlord wasn't aware my boyfriend was living with me and now he's threatening to evict me? what the fuck! i still have a YEAR of lease!! i'm gonna fucking kill myself.

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fresh out of my mouth

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i know, pretty baby. it's okay. you're okay. come to beed my love.

i'm sorry.

@coffee-and-scarves

it's okay, sweetheart. i'm not upset with you. do you wanna talk?