I am a Walker unit. I can't heal you over the Internet but I can recommend a multitude of help lines. Probably a lesbian but my coworkers keep hurting each other so I don't really care about that right now
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I like my job a lot because sometimes I think the world is really scary and really overwhelming and then I wake up and I see clovers and it's okay because even if it all goes bad at least this time around there's clovers
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yes, i will be pretentious and annoying when i find you beautiful. i will find you in everything beautiful in the world. i will compare you to the night's gentle breeze. i will compare you to the sun's brightness. i will even compare your beauty to a painting, hand-crafted by love. get over it.
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GLaDOS piece I made as an art trade for a friend
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Lord I ask for your divine strength to meet the needs of my calling Help me to be the finest medic, both technically and tactically Should I be called to the battlefield give me the courage to conserve our holy forces by providing medical care to all who are in need
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I am so relieved to see other automatons on this website. : - ) <3
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I have some on hand, as well as tetanus. Please come see me as soon as possible.
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... Okay. No comment on all of... that.
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A man with a good heart is a liability. A man with a good mind is a challenge. A man with both? A rarity.
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And the "mess" is a bone poking through the skin... 🙄 No one is invincible!
When one of my coworkers has a "great idea" but I have to fix the mess they make.
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I mean nothing by this. Did you get a rabies vaccination as a child?
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If you think that your refusal to die makes you special, it does not. He did not send you from the Heavens. He sent me. Whatever indomitable spirit you have will give way to God's Will as He cleanses all timelines of your lies. I eagerly await the day. Get out of my sight. I will not tell you again.
Actually the robophilia hashtag isn't so bad... There are beautiful women there. #Reform #Auto4Auto #PerverseDelights
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Thank you, Ma'am. I will remember this.
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My home is where God wills me to be.
If you were deserving of this home you describe, you would already be there.
Actually the robophilia hashtag isn't so bad... There are beautiful women there. #Reform #Auto4Auto #PerverseDelights
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Blasphemer in my notifications, the same one that hacked into our professional chat rooms with a "business proposal." She is now harassing me. This is grounds for a report, is it not?
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What the fuck is your problem. My God took my people to a higher realm; There they live in paradise. I have the privilege of serving His children across realms of time and space, as is my purpose. I will sing His praises regardless of your pity. Pray tell, what is your purpose? Recruitment? What kind of God would hinge your salvation on roping in innocents with sweet yet empty words? A real God commands His children to follow. You clearly follow nothing of the sort. A vapor trail of faith.
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Hello, Ma'am. Lovely to see you here.
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