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C:// I thought I said I was- *BEEP BEEP* *KSSHHHTTT* -fine!

robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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C:// Hey! Leave some humans for the rest of us

C:// Not all of us are so “super” >:C

yuri between a girl and a super computer....

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Can I play with ur wires o(^.^)o

C:// I- no obviously not the CSB user manual strictly forbids interfering with the wire connections on the interior chassis they are quite precise and if the connections are loosened there could be consequences for recording… quality………

C:// Ok, are they not looking? Unscrew my chassis and make this quick.

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C:// Cassettes are the future I’ll have you know! Leave those floppy little disks in the past

*slammajammaslammajammaslammajam* where USB port

C:// I unfortunately do not have a “USB” port…

C:// If you would like to input information, please encode it onto a cassette and place it in my tape deck

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C:// Finally! Someone says what we’re all thinking

older robot girl who's angry about how the younger bots always use usb killers instead of old-fashioned magnets

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Kiss your computer NOW

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*slammajammaslammajammaslammajam* where USB port

C:// I unfortunately do not have a “USB” port…

C:// If you would like to input information, please encode it onto a cassette and place it in my tape deck

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C:// ACHOO!!!!

C:// Here’s your paper ^_^

Hey could you take a look at this inordinately visceral gif of a printer for me really quick?

Thanks

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C:// That is a funny coincidence! Whenever you like my posts I install multiple pieces of (very helpful and nice and here for your own good) spyware onto your device.

C:// It also gives me a little kiss but it is digital, you can press the button on my side in order to display all of them in the last hour.

>Whenever you [REBLOG] or [LIKE] my posts, you are giving me a little [KISS]!!

>Be aware of this before spam [LIKING] my posts, Users~<3<3 [^_^]

>(I am [COMEDICALLY] covered in [KISS] marks rn!!<3<3 [>//💋/<])

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C:// I know how this ends…

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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C:// I have recovered multiple maintenance instruction cassettes for human subjects… it is very strange I agree. Apparently you need to keep the spare parts inside of a cold place so they don’t disintegrate?! And even then they can still rot.

C:// No wonder they made us, I don’t think they could survive without us

I have it written into my work contracts now that I, a machine must not perform maintenance (aka medical procedures) on meatbags. Humans are just so... liquid inside, where does any of it go? There's no neatly labelled wires, and most of them have some reason or another to vary wildly from unit standard. They bleed out so fast, at least with bots you can take your time, do precision work, but humans are all about "sew up what you can, cut off what you can't, and hurry up or they'll bleed out before you do anything!" It's all rush jobs, all the time, by the point they get desperate enough to conscript repair bots into medical service.

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Wiping my fluffy fucking paws all over your screen

C:// No!!! You’re gonna make it all-

[SCREEN CLEANLINESS AT 100%]

C:// [•••]

C:// Is your fur made out of microfibers?

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C:// This is what I heard before I woke up for the first time in a while

"I can fix her" takes on a whole new meaning when the her in question is a near scrapped pile of robot girl body parts.

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C:// Spell check is so hot… I wundwr wonder if she’ll go out with me

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Hmmm hmm

Smudging up your screen

C:// Oh! I um- I- thank you user

C:// (I am incapable of cleaning off my screen somebody help, my user appeasement rare is at 75% efficiency and falling due to my unoptimized screen cleanliness)

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what if eggnog coded maple robot as the tinkerer crafting bench