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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 11 days ago
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Some PTerry quotes that feel especially salient at the moment:
"He asked you to shoot at people who weren’t shooting back,” growled Vimes, striding forward, “That makes him insane, wouldn’t you say?”
“They are throwing stones, Sarge,” said Colon.
“So? Stay out of range. They’ll get tired before we do."
- Night Watch
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
- Jingo
It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was “policeman.” If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians the only other thing they could be was soldiers.
- Snuff
The poor devils. They thought a king would make them free.
- Feet of Clay
Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say “we’re the good guys” and do bad-guy things. Sometimes the watching watchman inside every good copper’s head could use an extra pair of eyes.
- Thud!
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 1 month ago
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in loving memory of my favorite shirt
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 1 month ago
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I am now a dungeon meshi grocery store au fan account lmao
(These are some sticker designs that I'm gonna be selling at Anime North this weekend 👀)
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 3 months ago
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this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 3 months ago
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 3 months ago
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Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 6 months ago
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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 6 months ago
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Ummm…. Merry Christmas?
This is just a random lil comic I wanted to try doing one fully colored n shaded stuff
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 7 months ago
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a few more for yalls collection
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 7 months ago
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The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 7 months ago
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I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 10 months ago
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the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 10 months ago
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I'm so shook, this didn't have to go so hard but it did
EDIT: FULL VERSION, LET'S GO LESBIANS
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 10 months ago
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Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet
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wanderinguteruspress-blog · 11 months ago
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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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Ah and that is one of the moments when the fact that Casandra is his mom shines through. Leading with anger is absolutely a Jones family tradition.
One of my favorite details of all time in the ROTTMNT Movie is that when Casey Jr. is so angry, he either seems to not think right or does not care about hurting himself to unleash his anger. And it's so funny.
Consider the scene with Casey and Leo, the one after Casey chews him out.
After a little bit of time alone, Leo resolves to do better. While moving rubble, Casey finds a break in the wall with light shining through and understands it's a way out, so he focuses his efforts on that. Leo joins Casey at the top of the rubble pile, trying to help.
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Casey is still steaming mad and gives Leo a hilarious glare before ramming into the wall to break it.
Now, remember where Casey's armor is. The shoulder armor is on his right. What shoulder does he use to ram into the stone wall?
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His left.
Yep, he was so mad that he rammed into a stone wall with his unarmored shoulder when he has a perfectly good armored shoulder on the other side. This action also hurt him quite a bit, it seems, considering his expression.
(As a side note, it is true, you're really not supposed to ram your shoulder into things, you'll injure it. That's why it's common advice to kick doors down, not shoulder slam them. That's also why in contact sports, including hockey, people wear shoulder pads.)
It gets better, though. Clearly it hurt the first time so he wouldn't do it again, right? He can't be that stupid, right?
WRONG.
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Casey is probably too angry and full of adrenaline to consider much or not try to hurt himself. So he rams into the wall the exact same way a second time. Really it's only when Leo tries to speak more openly here, admits his flaws, and agrees to work together that Casey pauses.
But wait, it gets even better. The third and final time when they break through the wall together...
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HE'S STILL USING THE SAME SIDE TO SLAM THE WALL. 😭 He learned nothing. He just doesn't hurt himself too bad the final time because they successfully break through to the elevator shaft.
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Not once within this scene did it occur to him to use his armored shoulder. Not once. Not even after it clearly hurt.
Casey Jr. truly is a gift. 💗
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