wannabebardrambles
wannabebardrambles
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wannabebardrambles · 1 day ago
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this is SO EXCELLENT truly ty for the tag!
i honestly hadn't thought abt it that much just bc i interpreted the GT 5 dream convo as implying her parents intentionally weakened her magic - but then again i think prometheus pointed out that this wouldn't make sense given how happy her dad is when she does produce flowers sooooooooooo
i am casting my vote for either diarchy (bc aetherphage 100%) or alternatively ALSO protectorate, bc i think Rafa's mum is connected to the protectorate somehow..... and i want any kind of mess that gets me ship content!!!!
this is great i love this sm. and absolutely not no this wedding is going to cause SO MUCH pain and suffering i cannot wait
Spoilers Gilded Thrones Episode 5!!!!!!!!!!!
Gilded Thrones Theories Episodes 4-5
Something occurred to me and I don’t know if it’s right but it would be sooo interesting the chaos it would cause if true.
What if Dulcamara’s other parent is from the Protecterate this came to me when Dulcamara’s mother said that her not being in the coven wasn’t an option and this could apply in a few different cases.
If Dulcamara’s other parent is from the kingdom this wouldn’t be a problem due to the fact the kingdom and the coven are already friendly the union between Argia and Federico is just solidifying it. So to me this rules out the kingdom.
However things get tricky from here:
Imperium: This feels very messy and would completely change the game if true, If Dulcamara other parent is from the Imperium I imagine hell would actually freeze over. The coven and the imperium are fighting over the holy land and have been for awhile the idea of a child of two nations adding to it would be so interesting and it would make sense if Dulcamara’s mother didn’t want her in the Imperium with everything they have going on.
Diarchy: Okay, this is probably the reveal I am banking on is probably the one I think the most with the information currently available. We know the Diarchy has a weird relationship with the coven and with magic so the idea that Dulcamara’s potential Diarchy blood may have caused her weaker affinity for magic is so fascinating.
Protectorate: This I believe in strictly for the mess of it, and since we know the Bards are messy I would never rule this out. It would also add to a potential vendetta against the Imperium. Like what if Dulcamara’s other parent was from the protectorate and Dulcamara was born a few months or a a year before the annexation and than the Imperium violently annexes the Protectorate killing her other parent the plot would be so interesting I truly can’t wait.
Also, The drama of the fact that Dulcamara is the middle child which means she was conceived when in theory Dulcamara’s mother was already married due to Melveera and Dulcamara being apart in age.
Also Melveera and Mercy!!!!??? EXCUSE ME
The Sum-up of this is that we’re not making it to that wedding unscathed people not at all.
If your caught up on this I need your brain @wannabebardrambles
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wannabebardrambles · 4 days ago
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(via The Diarchy | Which Gilded Thrones’ Nation Are You From? 2.0)
this is not what i expected team. i thought i was an imperium girlie thru and thru. or maybe even kingdom. alas i love rafa too much it seems and my lucky number is in fact 2
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wannabebardrambles · 4 days ago
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the katari character arc is so fucking special i LOVE watching people go thru it <3333 Katari & Aelys bestieism is crazy i think abt what would’ve happened if she’d been in the Tent Scene all the goddamn time
iridia putting lenore under a figurative microscope is hot ftr
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wannabebardrambles · 5 days ago
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my friend and I talk abt this all the time the number of questions i have for Kyle and Will bc no one EVER addresses how batshit the JB lore is in character makes me insaneeeeeeeeee
i'm such a fan of alewijn going nonverbal in combat. perfect character choice thank you kyle
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wannabebardrambles · 8 days ago
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HEY HAREEM. HEY. FUCK THIS DHIT. NO NO NO NO NO NOT AFTER WE JUST WANTED TO LET SERAPHIA FEEL THE AIR. OH AELYS IS KNOCKED OUT WHILE SOMEONE GETS DISINTEGRATED IS FUCKED UP.
HAREEM WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE THE OTHER TWO AS WELL MAYBE? COURT OF THE STARS?????
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wannabebardrambles · 8 days ago
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Chapter 30: Lighthouse of Knowledge
"Aelys gets even paler than usual."
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wannabebardrambles · 8 days ago
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For Dark Age Fans I do have a question what is your favorite book out of all of them
For Funsies, @wannabebardrambles @rosestormwolf what are your answers? If you have one
(I asked myself this question and I didn’t for the life of me have the answer because they are all so great in different ways)
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wannabebardrambles · 9 days ago
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There's something about Decima and Garavellir's story in Regolus: Dark Age that will make me crazy FOREVER, and we finally have the last piece!
I cannot believe that a little guest slot where I was just supposed to drop in and be a bit of a miniboss spun up into a 3 (well 4, counting Will as Decima in ep36) episode arc, followed by 4 audio vignettes and some *very* interesting cliffhangers going into the next Book. Anyway, I just wanted to shout out and thank the Bards of New York and their absolutely LOVELY community for this story. It's more dear to me than I can properly put to words.
Everyone go watch this and comment so I can bully them into letting me come back in a year to cause exponentially more chaos.
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wannabebardrambles · 10 days ago
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i love this op ur truly summing up the emotional journey that is Hareen Lord Hareem
i don't think hareem is evil i do think him and the party are not operating with full information. especially about sentinel
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wannabebardrambles · 11 days ago
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being caught up to rda is so fun and exciting i can unblock the tag on tumblr and see what all yall have been saying!!! had to do it bc i was getting so many spoilers rip. if u suddenly get a huge number of likes for me this is why
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wannabebardrambles · 11 days ago
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Love the concept of Bad Thing that provides protection from Even Worse Thing. This villan has dibs on killing me someday, so they’re not going to let anyone else do it. Person has a permanent illness that’s super hostile to any other type of infection. Lawful evil tyrant absolutely PISSED at chaotic evil invader killing their subjects. Person has been cursed by the gods but the curse supersedes all other hexes and magical ills. This shit absolutely charges my batteries.
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wannabebardrambles · 11 days ago
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crazier things
do you dream enough for the both of us? or are these hidden beasts, foreign sleeps, the visions that plague me night and day - are they all of it? all ill ever get to say? i saw you like a fucking cliché across the room and breath caught a spider spinning web, you mended thread but i am composed of duality and demons and the moment you smiled i knew you play your part in my game with alacrity that gives me pause i dread that i am known by you the supposed fool whom i try to play forever foolish, i keep wishing to be understood who were you then, before we met? a question i cannot answer, a truth i cannot hide. but i am tired of perfect pirouettes, and i want - i want to be free, i want to be you and me, i want to know the things you’ve left untold and what does it mean, to be real? when you kiss my hand, when you heal you seal a wound, you break my bones with the force of this fall; visceral. i am crossing lines, blind, i am catching myself out in a lie, i feel this world is chaos and dreams i breathe and yet you are an anchor in my soul
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wannabebardrambles · 11 days ago
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sunset in the west
she is dusk and dawn in a single breath. i perceive within her endings, mine, and the collapse and fall of facades, ours. i know that she will never be mine to keep her smile is a dagger edge her eyes purple sleep
i watch her dance with languid grace a dangerous game, this commotion she is mesmerising, and i am spellbound i will forget myself, lost in her ocean though i cannot prefer this perfect ritual over clumsy fallen limbs atop the ground
for she is also an edge, an envy, a sprite too wild for the wind, unbound and untamed by strangers’ judgments or mistakes. her proffered hand is temptation, tugging loose my careful threads, breaking apart what i do not know how to mend
and i know - gods only know that i know _ behind her wonderland smile and eyes is a mind i cannot risk falling behind. she glints with gold and danger; she hides what she cannot seek. to fall now, for her, would be a cliff-edge, fatal.
yet somehow, knowing the game is played is not enough to save me now i have been hypnotised by wreathing flames, i am caught in lavender throes, like mistletoes i bend at her beck and call
and it is bittersweet bliss, to be now at her side, to feel her feverish touch. i am uplifted past heaven, i soar and watch the view of how far there is to fall
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wannabebardrambles · 11 days ago
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aelys feels so surpisingly gentle to me now. how far she's come. her semi-consistent "is there anything we can do for you" to many of the people she meets... and especially now her "seraphia, you can rest." and all her politeness/gentleness to seraphia's hologram
maybe a lot of it is sadness
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wannabebardrambles · 21 days ago
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Starting to write a fic and realizing it is going to be much longer than anticipated
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wannabebardrambles · 27 days ago
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i was inspired by @beforealdemi to do a predictions post for GT so....
spoilers for GT 2!!!! (so far)
tinfoiling
i think Dulcamara is trying to seduce Lücan for Scheming Reasons
i love the theory that Dulcamara is doing so bc she's going to steal his magic/hers is weaker - hence she made a big deal abt looking for an equal and hence her spreading the rumour that he's lost his magic already...
things that happened 20 ISH yrs ago include: the annexation of the protectorate, the Viol queens gaining power, Merritt and Rafa were conceived and born respectively. connected??? SURELY.
someone said in tinfoil that they seem like hidden lost heirs to the protectorate which is BANGER! im here for that and also think that the Viol queens used either Rafa and Merritt's power or them as bargaining chips to gain power somehow. Cyrus is evidently also involved somehow
Rachel keeps saying we haven't met the real Amara yet (i personally think this includes her with Elro sorry to the hot blond tm...) so who is she? what is her magic truly like? ive got very few proper theories get but i think it involves Argiya....
shipping (read: delusion)
Dulcamara and Rafa are going to be toxic friends secretly trying to manipulate each other but along the way they'll fall in love, the turth will come out and they'll both be heartbroken...and then surely they end up together anyways??? trust
Caska and Lücan i think fought bc Lücan confessed feelings/ asked her not to marry Castillo and she said no which is why she's pining and he's pining AND bitter... the wedding will or will not happen idec but they WILL end up together TRUST!!!!
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wannabebardrambles · 27 days ago
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don’t want to be a girl i want to be a single star in the night sky shining so bright all the way to lonely people who look up and hope to see a sign
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