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by alexbeckett_

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I woke up in a missing Bruno mood & Instagram has decided to put this family all over my suggestions recently but, it just hit me that it's totally our man Bruno as a father 😂🥰 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtquJT4Ow1x/

“We’re cuddling, leave us alone!”

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Carl as a Dad

Okay… I may have enjoyed this more than I thought I would. We all know Carl doesn’t want children. The thought literally triggers an anxiety attack, but I think he would gradually come into his journey.

📱 Carl is absolutely beside himself when he finds out he’s going to be a father. He is mostly full of fear and apprehension. He has the nervous sweats, nauseous, almost passes out. Luckily for him, he has his inhaler for emergencies.

📱 After many, many efforts of calming him down, he manages to come to terms with it and is incredibly supportive.

📱 He buys every single pregnancy and fatherhood book that he can find. Literally every. single. book.

📱 He hires an interior designer to design his nursery. He’s already stressed out, Chelsea will only make it worse.

📱 Carl will only have one child. A son.

📱 All of his son’s milestones are kept in a baby album. His firsts are all dated and timed. Carl likes to believe his son is hitting them before other children in his age group, and that makes him incredibly proud.

📱 You can bet that there are multiple albums in his photos app of his son. He even has pictures of him in his business office and home office.

📱 Carl likes to run ideas by his son, even if his son can’t talk yet.

📱 Yes, Carl is very involved in his life. His son goes to the best schools with the best education. It wouldn’t surprise me if Carl’s son is a prodigy.

📱 They enjoy takeout and movies. Catch them nerding out to Marvel movies, Star Wars, Star Trek, and any kind of futuristic movies! Yes, Cosplaying will happen.

📱Carl hires someone to teach his son to drive because he is scared his son will wreck his car.

📱 Listening to Carl talk about dating with his son is funny because he’s so nervous and stuttering. He ends up just sending him a link to a Youtube video.

📱 Carl tears up at his son’s graduation. He only cries when he gets home and is alone in his office. He saw his baby picture and sat in disbelief of how he’s grown.

📱 Carl’s son is very involved in his dad’s company. Carl teaches him everything. One day he will inherit the company. So, his son attends university to get his business degree.

📱 Fatherhood and babies was enough to make Carl sick. After seeing his son for the first time, he felt a warm feeling take over his heart. He vowed to be the type of father that he wished he’d had growing up. No one is more proud of their child than Carl. And no child is as lucky to have such a devoted father than Carl’s son.

Thanks for this request, anon! I did enjoy this. Sorry it took me a bit. I think Carl would be a great dad, but I understand his reservations. 🖤

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Omg I love this!

Thank you for tagging me, @queen-of-boops! 🖤

I can’t believe my handwriting is on the internet, but nevertheless, here ya go!

(Don’t judge my crooked smiley face pls)

Tagging: @noahsthottie @0shewrites0 @justtuesdays @rebelrayne @willkimurashat @libelle949 @luckyqueenreign and anyone else who wants to do this!

I was tagged by @longbobmckenzie in this handwriting tag! I was too lazy to track down some paper and do 90% of my writing on my whiteboard anyway so...

Rules:

1. write “hello”

2. write numbers one through nine.

3. write the alphabet.

4. write the quote: “Sphinx of a black quartz judge my vow.”

5. pick a quote or a lyric.

Tagging: @perfectlysunny02 @wardingoffevil and anyone else who wants to join!

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The moon is friend for the lonesome to talk to.

- Carl Sandburg

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hey just wanna say:

trans people are awesome. trans people deserve safety, love, and respect. most importantly, they deserve to not have laws made against their existence.

trans rights are human rights.

okay love you all, have a good day 💖

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Joseph Quinn and his go to pose ✨laying down✨

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I love you, be strong ❤️

THANK YOU, sweet anon!

I love you bunches! 🖤

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As if my mental health wasn’t already bad enough, let’s add this to it.

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I absolutely adore him <3

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he’s EASILY one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen

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These are just so 👌

Too hot to handle girls in realistic portraits 🔥

I headcanon Marissa wears eye contacts🤷🏻‍♀️

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Just right

A/n: inspired by @willkimurashat flower shop au so I did a tattoo shop au it’s from the drafts I don’t have a03 anymore so hope you like it🖤

Summary: “I found a ring today.” and “I’m not moving, your lap is too comfortable.” where Will is a tattoo artist and has a ring for Kyla 🤷🏻‍♀️

The tattoo shop was finally closed, the door locked and the main room quiet, after a long day of clients. The shop’s staff had long disappeared, all eager to leave work behind for the night, leaving Will sat in his office alone. The hum of the overhead lights and the scratch of his pencil against paper filled the silence that had fallen over the shop and for the first time since unlocking the door at ten that morning, he felt like he could focus on the design he’d been working on.

It was a simple concept and should have been an even simpler design but he’d been stuck for days, unable to get it to turn out the way he’d imagined. It was as if his hands had a mind of their own and he’d grown frustrated. The bin beside his desk was filled with crumpled pieces of paper, each a discarded attempt at the design, and the cup full of pencils he kept on the corner of the desk was rapidly emptying but no matter how hard he worked, nothing seemed right.

It had to be perfect, he would accept no less for this particular piece, and he just couldn’t get there.

Will had planned on giving himself enough time to work for an hour after closing before leaving to meet you for dinner. It was written in bright red pen on his desk calendar and programmed into his phone, just so the shop assistant wouldn’t accidentally schedule a client for him, and he’d been looking forward to it all day. You’d both been exceptionally busy, new clients and projects piling up, so it was a relief that you’d finally be getting some time to yourselves. However, as the hour dwindled he lost himself in his work and seemed to be making greater progress than he had since starting nearly a week ago.

His eyes ached and his head pounded, the strain of the day settling in, but he didn’t dare slow down as he didn’t want to interrupt his progress. Instead, he focused on finally finishing. He was so wrapped up in his work that he didn’t hear the sound of his cellphone vibrating against his desk, nor did he hear the sound of the back door opening or your shoes hitting the tile floor.

You stood in the doorway of his office for a long moment, arms folded over your chest and a fond smile on your lips, to watch him work. His eyebrows furrowed and his tongue darted out to wet his lips as he shaded in the drawing. His hands were covered in graphite, stained from the work he’d done, and you smiled at the sight. Seeing him at work, watching as he drew or tattooed, was one of your favorite sights and you always considered yourself lucky to be able to witness it so regularly.

You remained unnoticed for far longer than you thought you would but the scent of takeaay food finally overwhelmed will enough that he lifted his head and blinked in surprise to see you standing in the doorway. He looked confused, but happy to see you, until realization hit him.

“Fuck, I missed dinner, didn’t I?” He frowned, dropping his pencil and reaching to rub his eyes before he caught sight of the mess on his hands and grimaced.

“Technically, no. I’ve got dinner right here.” You held up a plastic bag filled with your usual orders before you stepped into his office and crossed the room to place it onto his desk.

“I’m sorry, Kyla I’ve been stuck on this drawing for so long and I finally got it to start looking the way I wanted.” He reached out for you and, despite the stains on his hands, you took his hand and let him pull you to stand between his legs. “Hi.”

“Hi,” you laughed, giggling as his hands found your hips. “Don’t worry about it. The restaurant was crowded, anyway. People were waiting for tables so I figured it’d be nicer to eat here where we don’t have to rush. Can I see what you’re working on?”

Will reached around you, quickly piling a few pieces of paper on top of the sheet he’d been drawing on, before he grinned at you. “Nope. Not yet. Don’t want you to see this one until it’s finished.” He did that, every now and then, and though you hated not being able to see the progress he made, you respected his desire to keep his work private until he was ready. So, with a pout, you nodded and reached behind you to grab the bag of food.

“Oh, alright. Well, if I can’t see your work, you can at least take a few minutes to have dinner with me.” 

Will laughed as he released you from his grasp and watched as you wandered around his office, grabbing the utensils you’d left stashed in a cabinet for nights like this. You often ended up here, having dinner with him at his desk after work, and though you appreciated the nights that saw you both dressed up and hitting the town, you treasured any moment you got him to yourself.

As you moved about the office, gathering utensils and two drinks from the mini fridge in the corner, will watched you with a fond smile of his own. You were so good to him, even when he did something stupid like forget the dinner date you’d been planning all week, and he loved you more than he ever thought himself capable of.

Without thinking about it, he announced, “I found a ring today.”

It was no secret that will was going to propose. You’d talked about marriage at length, confirmed that marriage was in the cards for you both, and knew that you were both ready. He’d been searching for a ring, one that was exactly what you wanted, and it seemed that he’d finally found one.

“I thought you spent the day at the shop,” you hummed as you returned to the desk and allowed will to pull you down onto his lap.

“I left to get lunch for everyone. Found a shop I hadn’t tried before.” He took the box of noodles from you and pressed a kiss to your temple as a ‘thank you’ when he opened it to find his favorite dish inside.

“So, I should stay away from your sock drawer, then?”

“I’ll show it to you, if you want. That way I can make sure you like it before I propose,” he joked before he took a bite of noodles. 

“Mm, I think I’d prefer to be surprised. I’m sure it’s going to be perfect, you picked it out.”

“Hey, I’m the romantic one.” He laughed, nudging your side with his elbow, before he nodded. “Thank you for the vote of confidence. I appreciate it. The boys approve.”

“I’m glad. You figure out who’s going to be the best man yet or are you just going to toss their names into a hat and leave it to chance?” You grinned at him, your question ending in a laugh as his own face fell and he released a groan.

“Can I just have three best men?”

“Your three best men are, like, most of our wedding guests, babe. Gotta make some decisions.” You reached out to pat his shoulder and he laughed as he nodded in agreement.

The pair of you had already started planning your wedding, including the guest list, and had settled on a small affair with close friends and family. You knew that he would end up choosing one of the boys sooner or later and you were in no hurry, you weren’t even officially engaged yet, so you let him remain undecided for the time being.

You moved on to a different topic, opting to catch up on what you’d missed in one another’s lives, as you finished eating. You sat comfortably on his lap, content to remain there until it was time to head home, and will noticed as you both placed your empty containers onto the desk.

“I wanted to finish this up before we head home. Do you want to go ahead or wait here?”

“I’m not moving,” you mumbled, turning to place your head in the crook of his neck, “your lap is too comfortable. Can you draw with me here?”

It was, by no means, a comfortable position to draw in but it was possible. And you hadn’t had much time to just be together in recent days so will nodded. “Sure, babe Just promise you won’t look?”

He rarely made you promise not to look at his work so you nodded, content to keep your head buried against his neck where you could smell the cologne on his skin. “Promise. I’m just gonna close my eyes. If I fall asleep, just wake me up whenever you’re ready to go.”

He knew that you would be asleep in minutes, you hadn’t slept much lately, but that was alright. It’d keep you from looking and ruining the surprise. He was waiting for the right moment to propose, that much you knew, but what you didn’t know was that he was that he was working on a print for you. You were opposed to the idea of a tattoo you firmly believed it was bad luck, but you loved his art so he wanted to give you something special. It wouldn’t be inked onto your skin but it would be permanent enough, framed and hopefully displayed in your future home, and that was enough.

Everything finally felt just right and will was proud to finally know what love really was.

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S1 girls in realistic portraits 🔥

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Relationship headcanons for will🖤

these were in my notes 🫶🏼

the thing with will is he usually wears his feelings on his reactions or body language so it is fairly obvious whenever he would be liking on somebody

so when people noticed his feelings for you, of course it didn’t take long when you found out thanks to his friends, although it was a good thing that you bear the same feelings or else that will be just so unfortunate for the poor guy

dating will is kinda fun, but it can be chilled

he can be really energetic and show much enthusiasm especially when he likes doing something, and he doesn’t hold back either so do expect that your dates will be extreme and if your energy tends to drain faster than him, be prepared

arcades, carnivals, ice skating, even painting . he’d take you to do lots of stuff that he probably searched online or asked his family/friends about it

you will have to often say whenever you’re tired because will usually doesn’t notice those things unless it is very very obvious in your expression.

nonetheless, he does stop whenever he is said so. he’s just not that good at sensing other people’s vibes or mood unless there’s a clear indication of such plus, he even gives you a piggyback ride whenever you’re too tired to walk just ask and you shall receive the boy is smitten for you.

it’s the truth that he may even try to paint with you, to be honest. it is quite evident that will has passion for painting and he has the ability to grow, it just takes hard work to do so. if you’re willing to help him have more paintings then why not, right? he’d be really happy if you suddenly indulge in his hobbies and take initiative in it

plus you will also be friends with his friends ! you’d get to join them in special occasions like weddings,birthdays etc and you’d get to watch them tease will for being so smitten for you 😃

another thing with will is that whenever he does want to do something such as holding your hand or maybe hug you, he would hesitate in doing it, especially in the first few days or even weeks of dating him.

you’d have to ask him about it; “do you want to hold hands?”

he’s gonna be shy still, even blushing, but he’d respond with “uh yeah, sure! and why are you even asking w-we’re already dating, right? you can hold my hand anytime!”

i mean, he does want to, but he’s not sure if you’d like the same thing. he knows that he has a difficult time in knowing or sensing other people so out of respect for you because he does like you, of course he cares for your feelings much more than how he’d do to others

it takes practice, but someday, he’ll learn it, i’m sure, especially since he’s very determined whenever it comes to you. he’d basically do anything just to make you comfortable and have a good time

and how could we forget the forehead or crown of the head kisses. definitely if you’re only a little bit shorter than him, he’d still like to do it.

if you’re taller than him first things first wow you’re so tall please give me blessing, and secondly, he’s going to still give you head pats and all that cute stuff because he knows it will make you feel less insecure of your height

also, friendly dates with thabi! she sure does take you to the mall with her sometimes and includes her in her monthly routine of going to the spa, salon, or all that whatnots

of course, how could we forget about will you two would go to lots of restaurants and he’d still try to find something at the menu.

sometimes, you’d even find yourself buying them every once in awhile to take it to him at or after working so hard.

probably the best thing of dating will would be no matter how long the dates could be, or how his presence alone is overwhelming, it is clear that he loves you with how he looks at you, acts with you, and everything else. it’s to the point that anyone, even from strangers, that he has these feelings for you and you’d have to be incredibly dense not to notice that.

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To hot to handle mc In realistic portrait 🥵

Kinda had to do my mc Brooklyn in thth 😍

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We Spoke in Flower

Hello everyone! So, you know one of those times you raise your hand in class, and you’re like, “I don’t know where I’m going with this, but for some reason I’m still speaking?” Well, that’s what this is. I don’t know why or how I wrote it, but I did, and I made myself cry doing it, so uhh, yeah lol. I couldn't get the story out of my head, so it's here now. Feel free to check it out, if you so wish! I hope you can find something likable about this:) Happy reading!

Will/MC | 7.4k words | flower shop au

Summary: Alienated by the world and disillusioned by life, a stranger wanders into a flower shop, finding comfort in another lonesome soul.

Here’s a link to ao3 :)