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The Entrati’s last memory before being corrupted by infested was playing monopoly together...and Mother was winning.

...they may have forgotten... but the feelings still remain. 

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Cephalon Suda’s greatest piece of knowledge owned is a video of the Keyboard Cat. Cephalon Simaris is torn between wanting to ask for a copy of the video for Sanctuary or staying the hell away from Suda and her music obsession.

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Somewhere in the void, there is a group of warframeless operators attempting to summon manifestations of their personality as magic avatars so that they may wear masks and change people’s hearts. They are currently at war with another operator group obesssed with magic arrows and excessive posing over which group is cooler

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Vay Hek, when he is not fighting the Tenno or causing trouble on Cetus, is overseeing the construction of a catapult powerful enough to throw Lotus into the sun. 

The revelation that she’s a sentient hasn’t stopped him either, it just means that he’ll have to make it bigger.

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The Alternate lotus voice packs are just from alternate realities of Waframe:

Waifu lotus comes from a universe where Void energy turns everything into an anime.

Mr Lotus isn’t the tenno’s mom, he’s their Space Daddy.

Also Vay Hek is has been rule 63′ed. Yes, it is as bad as you imagine.

Long ago, some Orokin accidentally spilt Kuva on a flower tree, and thus the Lotus was born.

This lotus is basically see’s the same crap that most warframe players actually do every day. They are not happy, but can you blame them when they see someone bring Ash to Radiation sorties for the 1000000th time in a row?

In an alternate universe where the lotus doesn’t exist, Vay Hek finds the Tenno before any other person. Yet for some unexplainable reason, instead of killing them, he instead dresses up in a costume, gives the Tenno a bunch of guns and points them towards the rest of the galaxy telling them to kill everyone. Nobody knows why he did it, but legends say that whenever the Tenno blow something up or massacre a bunch of enemies, the galaxy can hear Vay Hek laughing in the distance. All fear the Creepy Space Uncle.

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Ordis secretly pesters the Helminth to build him a Sexy maid/butler Warframe for himself so that he may fully be able to ‘serve his operator’. Progress is still underway in convincing them