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shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

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i want to be a professor and lecture nonsensically for a few hours every day and give students vague essay prompts and read them all and laugh but still pass everyone while i slip some bourbon into my metal coffee mug that doesn’t actually have coffee in it wearing a button-up and vest with no tie but nice jeans and hella expensive shoes that i bought because i have tenure and im never losing my job

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There’s no personal problems here, we’ve never even had a fight. It’s true.

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happy Thursday the 20th

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“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

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HIS OWN FATHER….

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New fun personality game: search up “Florida man” and your birthday and see what headline you get (year is not nessecary)

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I am so nervous, i feel nauseated. Ive decided to finally go to the doctor to talk about my depression, and now im sitting in the waiting room and its terrifying.

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Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

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Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

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